You know when your addicted to FFXI when in your dream, you see a monster you really want, and keep thinking "Provoke provoke provoke provoke" And end up doing it 2 seconds too late...

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-Formerly Movien, greatest Beastmaster evah

My dog was gonna pee and i didnt feel like getting up to stop him so i tried to Provoke him

oh and i did end up grtting up and stopping him

-10) When your child asks for help and you say "HOLD ON, EXP CHAIN 5"

That's all from me.

ok ok the last one # -11 When your caught drunk driving and try to Zone the cops

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"Criyu"Bard/WHM 75/37 Mnk/war 75/37
Sandy rank 10: O zm17: O Safehold: O... 76.1+2 smithing 53 cloth 51 leather 40 wood LS:Fatesealers

hi i'm new on the forum hope you dont mind but i died laughing my way thru here..

-# [where ever left off] When your brother is named Noodlebrain asking u to make Shishkabobs for him to eat and u reply to him "I dont know what ingrediants to use with the fire crystals or i dont have any meat to synthesis with and my cooking lv is 0... i'm an amateur"...
(i got made fun of for that for a long ass time..)

#[whatcomes after my last number]
U called yourself a taru taru size IRL. honestly i am SHORT VEEEEEERYYY SHORT...

and # [something] u had 34731894719302473290874327432 deaths lvling up your jobs and gotten used to it as a casual thing... (usually other players would be really upset and flame like no tomorrow)

i called my mom a mithra and my dad a galka... is that way too much?
^_^

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