CHRONICLE I


One day Alderan was riding on his chocobo when a dragoon jumped and killed him. His chocobo pissed itself and ran away instead of helping his counterpart then they started to fight the Vrtra thing again, but of course Alderan would die...The Vrtra had almost killed everyone when there was a really big howl... A big yell and dylan’s character which is much more sexy than Aldy’s, Borlog pounced down through the hill, yes, Borlog the mighty, very sexy character of dylan’s who if the games masters try and delete Borlog’s power will melt their balls and then smash them with his hammer!! Borlog saved the day!!!

THE END

CHRONICLE II



One day Aldy was walking through the west wood of zorbakkianisha when he was attacked by a vanmushhadden, it was no use...wait...what? Anyway, Alderan was almost dead, then he died, and a gamemaster made a wildebeast from the hood! Which also dies, and the moral of this story is... everything must come to an end and die sometime... except Borlog, he will NEVER die!


THE END


CHRONICLE III


One day Alderan was riding on his chocobo and the chocobo was attacked by a Exoposiabpenismon Alderan ran and cast the magic spell of Spell on the _______ then he was attacked again, noone could save him now... Except Borlog... but Borlog chose not to. So he died.

THE END


CHRONICLE IV

One day, some of the people were doing the PvP crap. The other team had almost thrown enough rocks in the hole to win... But they hadnt counted on one thing. Alderan’s Special Summon. This is a very difficult spell, it takes one million gazillion fafillion MP to cast, but it’s worth ever point. Immediatly after he cast the spell a dark cloud rose from the ground. And out of it climbed...BORLOG! The other team tried to run even the best player in the whole game. ( I didnt take the time to learn his name... Because im not that bored.) But no one could run from Borlog, he was massive, more massive than that really massive guy in the thong that the makers of this game were so gay that they had to add a large man in the thong as a summon. Borlog was destroying them, then the game masters showed up, they tried to fight him, but it was no use, with his dark gamma ray of sexiness they were defouled...Wait... that’s not a word. Then they tried to delete them. This was immediately follow by a searing, melting pain in their testicles. After the whole team was mercilessly battered, Borlog took all the rocks and threw them in the hole. Alderan’s team won. Then Borlog was treated to all the McDonalds (Or since Mcdonalds went black: Micky D’s) He could eat. Mmmmmmmmmm McDonalds.

The End







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THE CONTINUED CHRONICLES OF BORLOG



CHRONICLE V

One day everyone was doing Dynamus, Including Borlog. And every one was like ‘Borlog be in my party.’ And Borlog was like ‘Ok, you guys can battle to decide who’s party Borlog will be in.’ So they did...But the other team didnt count on one thing...Alderan’s Super Special Summon. It’s a very hard spell to cast and blah blah blah. Immediately after he cast the spell and dark cloud rose from the ground, and out of it came...No one. But from 10 feet away stepped...BORLOG! And the other team said ‘No! You cant be on their team.’ and Borlog replied: ‘Baaaarrrrrgh! SILENCE! You shall be smote... or smited or whatever.’ And the sky opened and balls of fire fell...heh, balls of fire. And on the chat menu at the bottom it said Borlog kills everybody for 1,000,000 points of damage! Then darkness reigned... But then Borlog said ‘LET THERE BE LIGHT!’ and it was good ...

THE END



CHRONICLE VI


One day Alderan was being chased by some big thing. Then the big thing struck him... For a lot of damage. Leaving him with one HP. The big thing was about to sit on him, engulfing him in his ass cheeks forever, when...Not Boglog but Arlania! But he/she (whatever the hell u are.) Also died and was about to be engulfed in the ass of doom when...Borlog! His massiveness flowed over the hill like a fat person’s fat engulfing a plate of KFC. The big thing was dwarfed by Boglog’s massivness but as we all know...Borlog has a small attention span. So he got bored and walked away. So Alderan and Arlania were engulfed in the ass forever.

THE END

I liked it better when he didn't know the names of things. like "yeah so he jumps on this Gay Yellow Bird and now you run around with it and it's A?? is all gross and this is boreing balh balh blah" those where funny.