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----== Breaking News out of Li'Telor: NA touch Fafnir ==----
NA Peasants 10, JP Hogs 9
(Dragon's Aery, Li'Telor): Today, Japanese StarOnion got first claim of Fafnir +1 point for JP, since the Japanese creators of the game have blessed their people with superior connection speed. But Fafnir went unclaimed for a split second because StarOnion aggroed a darter...and Valour got it! +3 points for NA this is awesome, its a good sign, it means other NA are finally realizing the only way NA can win pulls is by claiming when they go unclaimed!
Our server is making progress, but we still have some traditionalists and some JP-asskissers who like the old way of JP win every pull and NA go home emptyhanded. I personally got a bit tired of that system after a year but some NA still cling to it (probably because they like to kiss japanese ass so good).+1 point for JP
The rest of the story goes: CKD was invited to help Valour +1 point for NAbut after awhile someone aggroed a darter +2 point for JPand the Valour/CKD alliance wiped. Although we managed to Call for Help on Fafnir just before going down. +1 point for NA At this point StarOnion, KFC, and a backup Valour/CKD team were approaching the Aery. The Valour/CKD team was 1pld, 1blm, 2whm, but we claimed it again anyway. +1 point for NA Now, under ideal circumstances (being that JP aren't hovering like drooling vultures), we would wait til we had more people and were full mp and all that, but no, Japanese putting pressure on us by running up from behind caused us to claim faf with just 4 people+1 point for JP. we managed to stay alive +1 point for NAand get an entire alliance of NA back on their feet and full HP. But someone aggroed a darter again+2 point for JP, and we wiped. StarOnion grabs fafnir+1 point for JP. A member of FateSealers tries to MPK StarOnion +3 point for NA, but KFC saves StarOnion by taking the Demonic Rose+1 point for JP. Fapanese kill fafnir again, but the real winners here are Valour, CKD, and FS.
Throughout the whole ordeal, KFC's Reberuage, Hachi, and Halcion spit out great 1-liners like "NA {Too weak.}" or "{That's too bad.} {/laugh}" but these didn't affect the score because they were ignored.
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Last edited by Whisp on Wed Jul 06, 2005 2:13 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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I'll have it up by tomorrow good idea mikey that song cracks me up lol
