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FFXI story thread IV: Secrets Uncovered
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Author:  Whisp [ Wed Sep 21, 2005 7:22 pm ]
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FFXI story thread IV: Secrets Uncovered

The only reason I was in Den of Rancor was to pop a coffer. I just wanted to get it and leave. As I rounded a corner, a Tonberry spotted me and gave a sinister chuckle. Unprepared, I ran blindly in the opposite direction, swatting bats out of my path as I fled. Then suddenly I ran right through a fake wall. I could've sworn that fake wall wasn't there before. On the other side of that wall was ...

Author:  Parade [ Wed Sep 21, 2005 8:33 pm ]
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Author:  Metalmilitia [ Wed Sep 21, 2005 8:36 pm ]
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The best looking galka I have ever seen. I was stunned by how good he looked. White hair, combed into points on his head, white armor reflecting in the dim torch light....

Author:  Feep [ Wed Sep 21, 2005 9:17 pm ]
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...which meant it could have been any Galka in Vana'diel, save Metalmilitia. His ugliness knows no bounds. In any case, the Galka offered a choice...die outright, or...

Author:  Whisp [ Wed Sep 21, 2005 9:24 pm ]
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...pass through a portal to a dimension where everything is opposite...

Author:  Theterk [ Wed Sep 21, 2005 10:57 pm ]
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...and NA > JP ...

Author:  Hobbes [ Wed Sep 21, 2005 11:03 pm ]
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...I went with the obvious choice, to die outright. But then...

Author:  arlania [ Wed Sep 21, 2005 11:03 pm ]
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100's of tarus came running at me and...

Author:  Computer [ Wed Sep 21, 2005 11:04 pm ]
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...they were all wearing Bronze Subligar onry...

Author:  Sirfalas [ Wed Sep 21, 2005 11:12 pm ]
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... light reflected off their 100 gilded crotches...

Author:  Caduceus [ Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:03 am ]
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Quote:
... light reflected off their 100 gilded crotches...


... the Tarutaru came from all sides, the light from the subligars like a rising sun enveloping the horizon. Their golden locks waved like wheat thrasing back, and forth, back and forth over the hills... and they al had said:

Author:  Parade [ Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:16 am ]
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"give me liberty or give me death"...

Author:  arlania [ Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:18 am ]
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Then proceeded to scream" ZERG RUSH!!! ekekekekekekkekekekkekekke (^-^)" and ran off to...

Author:  Parade [ Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:20 am ]
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the burrito shack, and ordered...

Author:  Arim [ Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:20 am ]
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...a bean burrito, he quickly ate it. 5 minute later he noticed something was..






Edit: happy now ike, go fucking die

Author:  Parade [ Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:24 am ]
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Arim wrote:
Whisp Stands shocked, at the sight of the 100 half nekkid tarus and ugly but sexy galka. he begins to wonder what....


u fail.. u ruined it.. your supossed to start from "and ordered"... you cant oreder a "Whisp Stands shocked"... god!

Author:  Arim [ Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:25 am ]
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we posted same time, now stop ruining the story more than it is

lani i and ike posted same time...

Author:  Parade [ Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:26 am ]
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Arim wrote:
we posted same time, now stop ruining the story more than it is


even then.. your post doesnt go with what lani said.. stop making excuses cause you suck

Author:  Ken No Kami [ Thu Sep 22, 2005 3:37 am ]
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Arim wrote:
...a bean burrito, he quickly ate it. 5 minute later he noticed something was...

...Abnormal with his complimentary cup of water. Removing the cap and gazing into the cup, he saw a Scubamoose, who then procceded to...

Author:  Parade [ Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:10 am ]
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make the sounds mooses's make, but i thought nothing of it. but as i was leaving...

Author:  Lildog17 [ Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:09 am ]
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.... A mithra with a Great Sword swung histarically at me, and as i ran for my life, heart pounding with every step...

Author:  Elderofwoe [ Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:06 pm ]
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Almost tripping a few times I finally made it away from the mithra but found my self surrounded by a group of....

Author:  Slyphin [ Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:57 pm ]
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...mandragora whic preceded to take me to..

Author:  Ryuuji [ Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:13 pm ]
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their leader who was a giant...

Author:  Parade [ Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:33 pm ]
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PENIS!...

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