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Author:  Ultimaj [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:28 am ]
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In the upcoming version update, we will introduce the “Kokba Hostel,” a private room that players will be able to reserve for hour-long time slots.

The concept for the hostel has been developed along the lines of the Marble Bridge Eatery in Upper Jeuno--a place separate from the bustle of the city where players of the same job or race can meet their colleagues. In a similar vein, the Kokba Hostel has been designed to provide a space where adventurers can gather and relax with friends in a private setting.

Main features of the Kokba Hostel:

- The hostel can be found in a Treasures of Aht Urhgan area.
- Reservations can be made for one-hour slots (Earth time).
- Each person who enters the hostel will be required to pay a fee. This fee will be set to an affordable amount.
- Players can make reservations for up to two days in advance, but are limited to one reservation at a time. If the player who made a reservation fails to show, or no reservation has been made for the current time slot, it is possible to reserve the hostel on the spot.
- During the hostel reception period, you will be asked to set a password. Only players who input this password will be able to enter the hostel during your reservation.
- Players will be provided with a variety of temporary party items and food upon entering the hostel.

The hostel can be used for a wide range of functions such as linkshell group strategy meetings before an adventure, wedding receptions, or even a place to celebrate those Ballista victories! The choices are only limited by your imagination!


WOW! talk about useless hahahahha what is this? where the fuck do they come up with this shit lolol

Author:  Whisp [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:37 am ]
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jesus haha
of all the shit they couldve come up with to make the game better they came up with a place where you can "congregate?" thats so retarded and yet so typical

Author:  Mandos [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:43 am ]
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I think we once discussed having an instanced area for your linkshell to go to like a communal mog house, but actually was useful for things like letting people store gil in a "bank" to let others come and collect instead of trading individually. And things like gear that we often lend out could be stored there and shit so like I could leave my whm jse for someone who needed to borrow it, they take it out and it's flagged ex so they can only give it back through the "bank".

That sounded a bit of a stupid idea but had potential, THIS just seems like a waste of memory

Author:  Eternus [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:46 am ]
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I have heard of people suggest this really. It is for more than just LS meetings though I think lol. Whatever its useless to me.

Author:  Vurin [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:04 am ]
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I read this and I can only think of the japanese "Love hotel"

Author:  Mythiras [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:04 am ]
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gangbang room lol

Author:  Yarr [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:25 am ]
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im with whisp and this is why i worry about the expansion.

I mean seriously, they could have used that man power to fix actual problems, not create something no one will even use.

Author:  Thunderstomp [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:28 am ]
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since "waiting" is the most typical activity in this game, this only makes sense.

Author:  Iolanthe [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:32 am ]
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I'm so coming back to FFXI for this Hostel thing, it sounds so cool... :roll:

Author:  Matti [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:02 am ]
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Iolanthe wrote:
I'm so coming back to FFXI for this Hostel thing, it sounds so cool... :roll:


:wink:

Author:  Mintsy [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:13 am ]
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lurveeee hotel!

Author:  Mikey [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:45 am ]
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maybe ilma and hcc can talk better now.















Btw no offence to you both i just thought it would be funny to say. blame valisk for the way he worded it. Still however i didn't mean it offensely

Author:  Daedalan [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:39 pm ]
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lol whenever they introduce stuff like this into other mmos, you start seeing a influx of people who need them for other reasons...

this is so a love hotel...

Author:  Kaylia [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:53 pm ]
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The hostel can be used for a wide range of functions such as linkshell group strategy meetings before an adventure, wedding receptions, or even a place to celebrate those Ballista victories! The choices are only limited by your imagination!



How does that work, you take off your linkshell and discuss in /say to have everyone around the place hear you?

Author:  Shuichi [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:23 pm ]
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I mean really...could have used the time spent programming that to make something actually fun. Can discuss strategy in LS.

Author:  Yarr [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:32 pm ]
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yeah i dont see why anyone would even want to bother booking one of these

Author:  Eromenos [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:38 pm ]
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Number 1 Reason for people who book:

Dorks living in mom's basement to go into a room with thier man-thra "girlfriend" for "private time" LMAO

Author:  kyuss [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:41 pm ]
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Its gonna have a big sign outside that says JP ONRY

Author:  Daedalan [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:49 pm ]
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lol newest news item from IGE

Fxpedia.com - IGE will have botters book all the time frame in the hotel for the next 3 years, then you can purchase hotel rooms at a certain rate from IGE :)

Author:  Reinheld [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:04 pm ]
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That's freakin' retarded.

Author:  Parade [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:22 pm ]
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that seems really dumb. another failed attemp by SE.

Author:  Armani [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:09 pm ]
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Daedalan wrote:
lol newest news item from IGE

Fxpedia.com - IGE will have botters book all the time frame in the hotel for the next 3 years, then you can purchase hotel rooms at a certain rate from IGE :)


Actually they told me they're going to do Gil Transfers in there. Your purchase comes with a password.

Author:  Ponuh [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:11 pm ]
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Brothel you say? I'm sold!

Author:  tracezero [ Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:08 am ]
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kyuss wrote:
Its gonna have a big sign outside that says JP ONRY


Hahaha, as soon as I read about the hostel, this is the first thing that came to mind.

I know within 4hrs (2 Matches) after Brenner came out, JPs already started doing JP onry matches. Although NAs still got in and pissed all the JPs off. Who cares about heartless JP robots anyways, they step on cats and burn them alive in bath-tubs.

http://www.4chan.org - The most fucked up place on the internet

NSFW!!

Author:  Armani [ Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:19 am ]
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Its blocked..


I got the first reservation btw, selling password for a peacock charm.

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