Okay, so today is my grandmother's birthday. That being said, my family has spent the day cleaning up the house and making food and shit to get ready for her birthday dinner tonight. Anyways, my cow of a sister has two of her trollish friends over in the kitchen. One of them has been practically living with us for the past two years (because neither of her parents took into consideration that when they divorce and move FAR AWAY from her school that they won't be able to drive her to school and therefore others must take care of their fucking daughter). So, my mom calls me up from the store and asks me if I knew where two of the chairs that are usually on our back porch were. I did, so I walk past our kitchen to the back door and bring the two chairs to the place they belong. As I walk in, I close the door behind me and my sister and her friends become starteled. One of my sister's friends says to my sister "Oh, that scared me. I thought someone was breaking in to our house." OUR HOUSE?! FUCK THAT! So, I thought I'd ask the frequenters of the CKD forum this:


How should I kill my sister's friends?

















Post your suggestions.

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lol Hale, the level of anger in this thread is AMAZING.


10/10 yarrs


I suggest the poison frog.

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lmao

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lol

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Graduate student/clinical psychology
"The World breaks everyone, and afterwards many are strong in the broken places." Hemingway

Poisondart frog.

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I want to go with the hammer or the vacuum cleaner with the knife. See the hammer would be more satisfying as blundgeoning someone to death seems more involved to me, bloody skulll fragments and all. The vacuum cleaner hmm you could cut open their stomach with a knife and use the vacuum extension to vacuum out their organs. Poisonous Frog looks pretty cool too, no clue as to how slow and painful that death would be though.

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75 BRD with a bunch of subjobs

I knew I should've been able to come up with something more creative for the vacuum cleaner. It hadn't occured to me to combine methods. Excellent work Eternus. Remember folks, don't feel limited to the examples that I gave.

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have the ninja throw the knife at one, and the frog at the other, not killing them, then beat them to death with that bat. use the chainsaw to cut them into tiny pieces, then use the vacuum cleaner to make it disappear. use the hammer to make a small shelter, then use the bomb to get rid of the evidence.

Yeah, one time I walked into your house after you let me in and she got all dramatic and shouted 'WHO ARE YOU?' As if I had just walked through the window or something.

Your sister will be pregnant by 16 and on welfare by 22. Make sure your parents don't feel generous enough to give her any support money because her seven children will run your family as dry as her overly succled breasts.


Ew, I just realized I mentioned Elise's breasts. EWWW.

Use the chainsaw to put tiny bits of ninja and poison frog into everyone's food, then put the antidote into something everyone but the girl would eat.

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