When looking for some good quotes for my sig, I ended up reading tons and tons of good stuff. So heres your chance to post funny, smart, sad or just about any type of quote from your favorite Author, Artist, Actor er who ever.

All I ask is that its not a quote from someone in game or something stupid like that.

ok let me start off. (aside from the awesome ones in my sig)


The world breaks everyone and afterward many are stronger at the broken places.
Ernest Hemingway

A man can be destroyed but not defeated.
Ernest Hemingway

"It's easy to be miserable. Being happy is tougher - and cooler."
Thom Yorke

There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man. True nobility is being superior to your formal self.
Thom Yorke

Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?
Kurt Vonnegut

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RIP Shiloh

DOooooOoNuts!!!! - homer

what is long and hard and full of seaman? - dr evil

life is like a box of Chocolates, you never know what you going to get.
- GUMP


more comming soon.... have them at home

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There's always a siren singing you to shipwreck.
- Radiohead

All of us live life, few have an idea about it.
- Johann von Goethe

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
- Albert Einstein

If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- Albert Einstein

Beware the fury of a patient man.
- John Dryden

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde

oh man rein, those are some awesome quotes.

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RIP Shiloh

I have made this [letter] longer, because I have not had the time to make it shorter.
Blaise Pascal,


It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
Friedrich Nietzsche


Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?
Friedrich Nietzsche

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"Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway."
-Mary Kay Ash


"Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once."
-William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar


"In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice."
-Richard Bach



"Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blind-folded fear."
-Thomas Jefferson


This is my absolute favorite. I heard it a while ago. Its a famous Jewish teaching:
Every person should carry two pieces of paper, one in your right hand pocket and the other in your left. On one of the pieces, you write the verse “I am but dusk and ashes.” On the other piece, you write a very different verse “Bishvili nivra haolam/For my sake the world was created.”

Nothing ends nicely, that's why it ends.
Tom Cruise

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RIP Shiloh

Solitary trees, if they grow at all, grow strong.
- Lord Byron

"If you blow chunks and she comes back, shes yours... but if you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be." -- Wayne, Wayne's World

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That's when you know you found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute, and comfortably share silence.

~Pulp Fiction~

some- times there's a man--I won't say a hee-ro, 'cause what's a hee-ro?--but sometimes there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here-- sometimes there's a man who, wal, he's the man for his time'n place, he fits right in there--and that's the Dude.
~big lebowski~

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OMG!

hey squintz.....fuck it dude, lets go bowling

You shouldn't take life so serious, you'll never get out alive -Van Wilder

Take a look to the sky just before you die, its the last time you will -Metallica

Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid -John Wayne

It's just a flesh wound -Monty Python

It's good to be the king! -Mel Brooks

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I like how you don't bother writing this on my catch phrase section, i also mentioned to put up quotes and stuff lol. ITS too late now though, believe it or not that section had an important purpose, but i'll explain later

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The mikey's have a plan. Djay isn't all powerful.

I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
Garrison Keillor (1942 - )

Everything you can imagine is real.
Pablo Picasso (1881 - 1973)

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
Brendan Gill

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992)

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
R. D. Laing

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon

Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistably desired.
Robert Frost (1874 - 1963)

A witty saying proves nothing.
-Voltaire

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
-Sacha Guitry

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
-Penn Jillete


And to sum it alll up:

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-Somerset Maugham

lol ponuh you had some good ones.

I need more! haha, this thread is awesome.

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RIP Shiloh

Dude... where's my car?

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Don't worry if your a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it
~Robert Benchley

If God wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 apostles.
~Jesse Helms

Alot of people wonder how you know when your really in love. Just ask yourself one question: Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?
~Ronnie Shakes

I like life. Its something to do
~Ronnie Shakes

I was going to buy a copy of "The Power of Positive Thinking", and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?
~Ronnie Shakes

It takes two people to lie, one to lie, and one to listen
~Homer Simpson

It takes a smart man to conceal from other what he doesn't know.
~Josh Billings

The most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight, but no vision.
~Helen Keller

I am only one, but I am still one. I can not do everything, but I can still do something.
~Helen Keller

Most of what matters in your life takes place in your absence.
~Salman Rushdie

Ok thats enough for one sitting I think, got plenty more though :D

Not quite a quote but I LOVE this song:

DANCE HALL CRASHERS
"Cricket"

I never thought about it before
Just close your eyes and ignore
The dark that troubles you most
Don't let it be here

And if you see it again
Hold your breath and pretend
That you're already dead
You'll never be alone

I will always hold your hand, I'll never let you fall
'Cause nothing, nothing else matters at all
If you're scared, just think of me, 'cause you know I'd never let you be
Anywhere but with me

Forget the story you heard
Why are you worried about the dirt?
I don't think that you'll mind
When it's your time

'Cause I will be there with you
And we'll figure out what to do
So that you don't get bored
You'll never be alone

I will always hold your hand, I'll never let you fall
'Cause nothing, nothing else matters at all
If you're scared, just think of me, 'cause you know I'd never let you be
Anywhere but with me

So try to sleep with a smile
Promise I'll wait a while
To make sure that you moved on
You won't be lost

I will always hold your hand, I'll never let you fall
'Cause nothing, nothing else matters at all
If you're scared, just think of me, 'cause you know I'd never let you be
Anywhere but with me




The big thing about this song is you really need to hear it if you have never heard DHC. They have two female singers that have the most beautiful voices I have ever heard and they flow together so good...

Does it look like I'm wearing Preparation H as lip gloss? Anonymous

Cyn

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Don't fix me -- I'm not broken!
Yarr's love slave.

"It is not good to create that was never meant to exist."
-Fox Vy Duong aka Doodee

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Vanilla Sky Quotes that I love.

"Just remember, the sweet is never as sweet without the sour, and I know the sour." -Brian

"You're not blind. You're drinking Jack Daniels, and when you drink Jack, you start in with that... Frank Sinatra, she shot me down, give me a cigarette, "King of Sad" thing." -David (thats for you princess )

"Just remember, the sweet is never as sweet without the sour, and I know the sour" -Brian


The last one is my personaly favorite. Its a true fact of life in my opinion. Everything has two sides. Unless you have both, you dont have anything.

the second one is a small inside joke between princess and I.

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RIP Shiloh

heh, I'll lisst jus a few I'ce heard around that I like. Don't know who it's from on most of em, but anyway...

Those who can't remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-George Santayana

Nothing will come of nothing.
-King Lear

Rome wasn't built in a day.

Experience is the best teacher.

No man is an island.

Scrath a liar, find a thief.

That's all I can think of off the top of my head.

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These are some that I have heard:

The quality of a person's life is in direct proportion to their commitment to excellence, regardless of their chosen field of endeavor.

The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather in a lack of will.

The spirit, the will to win, and the will to excel are the things that endure. These qualities are so much more important than the events that occur.

You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you.

It is what we learn after we think we know it all, that counts.

Without trust, words become the hollow sound of a wooden gong. With trust, words become life itself.

These are from two of the greatest coaches and teachers of all time: Vince Lombardi and John Wooden

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The Bearded Hume Player/Coach for the Washington Generals
"I got the fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!"

Genius... is the capacity to see ten things where the ordinary man sees one. - pound

Real education must ultimately be limited to men who insist on knowing, the rest is mere sheep-herding. - pound

Nothing written for pay is worth printing. Only what has been written against the market. - pound

You're hungry?!? Well Christ kid I just fed you yesterday! -My dad / ???

Well son you're a gentlemen and a scholar... too bad there is no call for those these days. -My dad / ????

-Mao

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Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it. If at first you don't succeed, failure might be your style. For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them.

Pessimistic, flesh to bone.


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