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Do not shut the door on a fire. That just makes it angry.
Do not offer anal sex to terrorists. You will regret it afterwards.
If your right arm is on fire, do not run. Symmetry is much more appealing.
If you see a terrorist arrow, pin it against a wall with your shoulder.
If you spot an act of terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, just yell really loudly.
Think about it--biohazards, animal corpses, and hurricanes all have something in common.
OMg I love these.
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