A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told.

"Now, get down and craw reery reery fas to odderside of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery reery fas back to me." As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex ordates.

The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease? Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike you're ass."

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hahahaha laughing and crying at the same time. thats good stuff.

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ok that was funny lol

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NicE

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