Two guys walk into a bar. One guy ducks and the other hits his head on the bar and yells, "Dammit, why the fuck didn't you tell me to duck!"
| Yarr The Pirate! http://www.yarrthepirate.com/phpbb3/ |
|
| Bad Joke Central http://www.yarrthepirate.com/phpbb3/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=5679 |
Page 1 of 2 |
| Author: | Orignal [ Sun Jul 10, 2005 12:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Bad Joke Central |
I love bad jokes, so I thought I'd start a thread about them. I like to intentionally tell bad ones just to see people's responses. The best ones are the ones you think are really clever and funny, but others don't. I'll start it off: A horse walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at him and asks, "Why the long face?" |
|
| Author: | Lynndaryn [ Sun Jul 10, 2005 12:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | |
So, How do you fit an Elephant into a Subway? You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way! |
|
| Author: | Ponuh [ Sun Jul 10, 2005 1:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | |
what word begins with f and ends with uck? firetruck |
|
| Author: | Runefury [ Sun Jul 10, 2005 1:23 am ] |
| Post subject: | |
Two guys walk into a bar. One guy ducks and the other hits his head on the bar and yells, "Dammit, why the fuck didn't you tell me to duck!"
|
|
| Author: | Talisin [ Sun Jul 10, 2005 2:02 am ] |
| Post subject: | |
The Funny thing is The FaQ. Page of Runes BST LS site. Quote: FAQ Page Question - Will you be my friend? Hell no you stupid freak! Question - What kind of linkshell is Charmed? Charmed is a BST linkshell that I created in Nov. 2004. I made this shell so I could keep in contact with several of my BST friends on Ifrit. Due to the high demand and lack of BST NA linkshells, I decided to make it a full time BST linkshell with planned events. Question - Does this mean Charmed is a HNM linkshell? At this time, Charmed is just place for BST to come together. As a group we will attempt to do things that will further our gaming needs. I doubt we will camp HNMs. Question - What are the long time goals of Charmed? This is our linkshell motto, -Get drunk -Get paid -Get laid Question - How come you never respond to my e-mails? What e-mails? No comment. Question - Can I join Charmed? Maybe, please check the "Join Us" link to your left to see if you qualify. If you any questions, please feel free to e-mail me. Question - How long have you been playing FFXI? Stop asking me so many questions! Question - Why haven't you answered any of my questions? Will you please leave me alone you stupid freak! |
|
| Author: | Runefury [ Sun Jul 10, 2005 4:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | |
; ; my faq is a bad joke. /cry |
|
| Author: | Hale [ Sun Jul 10, 2005 9:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | |
What do you call a black person who knows how to fly an airplane? A pilot. |
|
| Author: | Nchynk [ Sun Jul 10, 2005 10:27 am ] |
| Post subject: | |
2 muffins are thrown into an oven. one looks at the other and says "my, it's hot in here isnt it?" the other looks at him and says "omfg a talkin muffin!" |
|
| Author: | Ponuh [ Sun Jul 10, 2005 1:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
Hale wrote: What do you call a black person who knows how to fly an airplane?
A pilot. Tell more of your texas jokes! yay! |
|
| Author: | Urza Soltan [ Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
I like Something Awful's jokes with realistic endings A white man is driving his Cadillac on a highway in Texas. He notices a black man pushing his bicycle along the side of the road. He pulls over to talk to the black man and offer him a ride. He says "I can't fit your bike in my car, but I can tie it to the back and let you ride behind me. If I'm going too fast, just yell." The black man says "No thanks, that sounds pretty risky" and keeps pushing his bike down the road. _________________ A Blonde and a Brunette jump off a tall building at the same time. Who hits the ground first? Both of them hit the ground at the same time. Hair colour doesn't affect acceleration due to gravity. |
|
| Author: | Iolanthe [ Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | |
A pirate walks into a bar with this enormous steering wheel stuck down his pants. The bartender can’t help but ask, “What’s with the steering wheel?” “ARRRRGGH,” the pirate answers, “it’s drivin’ me nuts.” |
|
| Author: | Mythiras [ Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:19 am ] |
| Post subject: | |
Iolanthe wrote: A pirate walks into a bar with this enormous steering wheel stuck down his pants. The bartender can’t help but ask, “What’s with the steering wheel?” “ARRRRGGH,” the pirate answers, “it’s drivin’ me nuts.”
XD and lol @ your sig. luv it |
|
| Author: | Matti [ Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:37 am ] |
| Post subject: | |
What did Pennsylvania say to California? Nothing. They are states, and incapable of speaking. |
|
| Author: | Matti [ Mon Jul 11, 2005 1:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
How do you make a dead baby float? Because of the large percentage of fat on babies, they are naturally very buoyant. Ergo, you need not do anything, a dead baby will float on its own. |
|
| Author: | Matti [ Mon Jul 11, 2005 1:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
What did Delaware? Gramatically, this question does not make sense and does not necessitate an answer. |
|
| Author: | arlania [ Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
"If you were to eat a mexican would they be spicy? How bout an italian, would they be greasy? Or would a black man taste like chicken? How bout a white man.... thats just silly. You dont eat white ppl. Ending of that joke is to make white ppl uncomfortable" heard that on TV once. |
|
| Author: | Matti [ Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
How many mice does it take to fuck in a light bulb? Usually two. Oh, wait... |
|
| Author: | Matti [ Mon Jul 11, 2005 3:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
An old lady walks into a restaurant, sits down, and says to the waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter replies, "Yes we do." but they actually serve a processed seafood blend that only LOOKS like crab meat. And she never knew the difference! Old people are stupid. |
|
| Author: | Matti [ Mon Jul 11, 2005 3:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
What did the triskadecaphobic say to the bellhop? "Could you break a ten? I don't have any singles. Thanks." |
|
| Author: | Iolanthe [ Mon Jul 11, 2005 3:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
Q: What were the 2 Mexican FireFighting Brother's names? A: Hose A and Hose B |
|
| Author: | Matti [ Mon Jul 11, 2005 3:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
What did the big tomato say to the little gay tomato that was in a wheelchair? Are you a fruit or a vegetable? |
|
| Author: | Metalmilitia [ Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. Bartender says sorry, we dont serve food. |
|
| Author: | Ponuh [ Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
Metalmilitia wrote: A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. Bartender says sorry, we dont serve food.
HAHAHHAHHA |
|
| Author: | Mikey [ Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
Matti wrote: What did the big tomato say to the little gay tomato that was in a wheelchair?
Are you a fruit or a vegetable? MATTI i laughed at that one... That isn't a bad joke.... |
|
| Author: | Pantherxx [ Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
Iolanthe wrote: Q: What were the 2 Mexican FireFighting Brother's names?
A: Hose A and Hose B off topic man I love your new sig and it PWNS. 
|
|
| Page 1 of 2 | All times are UTC - 5 hours |
| Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group http://www.phpbb.com/ |
|