Pirato wrote:
For anyone wondering, the page is a hoax.
no shit sherlock!
| Yarr The Pirate! http://www.yarrthepirate.com/phpbb3/ |
|
| omglol http://www.yarrthepirate.com/phpbb3/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=5738 |
Page 1 of 1 |
| Author: | Hobbes [ Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | omglol |
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Final_Fantasy_XI Final Fantasy XI is a revolutionary new MMORPG from Sony. It is perhaps so revolutionary that no game, past or present, needs to be played ever again. Some of my favorites: -Build or purchase your own airship. -Consistent drop rate from notorious monsters ensures everyone gets the equipment they deserve. -Mounted Chocobos allow jousting, racing, and mounted combat, making Dragoons extremely popular. And the all time best: -In game currency (Gil) is easy to acquuire without imbalancing the economy |
|
| Author: | Aleks [ Fri Jul 15, 2005 6:00 am ] |
| Post subject: | |
The player no longer has to sort out multiple Linkshells from friends, eager newbies, and Linkshell handouts from random vaginas. Instead, all Linkshells are viewed on the "Linkshell List" menu, where one shell is selected for activation. Greyed out entries note disbanded Linkshells or banned memberships. Tarutarus can overcome height difficulties by wearing stilts For Japanese players only, a Dating Sim interface will now be incorporated into existing towns. Current beta-testing is underway in Windurst. The Dating Sim interface allows compatability with NPCs of the opposite sex based on dialogue choices. When enough dialogue choices are made, a cutscene "date" takes place. still jp onry >.> they cant be serious |
|
| Author: | Pirato [ Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | |
lol wtf - Odin is the first summon available in the game. He frequently leaves a bloody mess after dealing with his last victim. - Monsters can and will knock players off of their Chocobo before trampling them to death - The Griffolope, Baticore, and Berserhemoth require coordinated groups of Dragoon attack squads. - Chocobo Riders have the difficult task of spearing mini-Wyverns in combat. Some players prefer to "wimp out" by targetting small lizards instead of helping others. Tarutarus are often speared accidentally in the ensuing confusion. - Over 400 unique monster models. - Appearance of old FF favorites including WarMech, ExDeath, Umaro, and Kefka. For anyone wondering, the page is a hoax. |
|
| Author: | Parade [ Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:11 am ] |
| Post subject: | |
Pirato wrote: For anyone wondering, the page is a hoax.
no shit sherlock!
|
|
| Author: | arlania [ Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
ike wrote: Pirato wrote: For anyone wondering, the page is a hoax. no shit sherlock! lol! Consumes over 98.9% of your life (So you better have a lot of free time, although it seems like it you do because you are on uncyclopedia.org) Edit. omg I just read this part "Red Mage: Can effectively backhand any fools, triflers, or wannabe players" HAHAHAHHAHA |
|
| Author: | HitmanR [ Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
Arlania wrote: "Red Mage: Can effectively backhand any fools, triflers, or wannabe players"
HAHAHAHHAHA That sounds like Shadowstalker... |
|
| Author: | Urza Soltan [ Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
The Goblins are here! See how they live in their own hidden city. Watch them trade items, run bazaars, craft items at Goblin guilds, and even complete their own quests! |
|
| Author: | Parade [ Fri Jul 15, 2005 7:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
Urza Soltan wrote: The Goblins are here! See how they live in their own hidden city. Watch them trade items, run bazaars, craft items at Goblin guilds, and even complete their own quests!
who the fuck would wana watch that? |
|
| Author: | Ponuh [ Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
I like to make very constructive posts. That is all. |
|
| Page 1 of 1 | All times are UTC - 5 hours |
| Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group http://www.phpbb.com/ |
|