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Excuse generator.
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Author:  Matti [ Tue Nov 15, 2005 9:49 am ]
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I had to pick myself up off the floor I was laughing so hard at some of these. lol

Author:  Matti [ Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:17 am ]
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We have a winner!



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Author:  Whisp [ Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:31 am ]
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haha great stuff
i have the urge to post the funny ones i made but people should just go makes some themselves

Author:  Iolanthe [ Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:51 am ]
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err...yeah, I'd really love to post some of mine, but
I can't because I have to...

Pierce my burnt liver. :lol:

Author:  Hobbes [ Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:26 am ]
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The 2 best ones I got were:

Spank my canadian grandma.
Loosen my bulky banjo.

Funny stuff.

Author:  Havok [ Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:29 am ]
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I can't because I have to...

Free my floppy weasel :shock:

Author:  Bob [ Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:51 am ]
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I have to . . .

Revive my miserable grandma. :shock:

and the ultimate winner . . .

I have to . . .





cover my huge monkey :lol:


though, before you all hate me, I have to . . .

pierce my salty butt.

Author:  Cyris [ Tue Nov 15, 2005 1:26 pm ]
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chop my missing aunt :shock:

Author:  Dmitry [ Tue Nov 15, 2005 2:59 pm ]
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Water my scary butt

shave my demented muffin

and not for the faint of heart...












bury my deadly underpants :X

Author:  Mikey [ Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:05 pm ]
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Throw my yidish friend

Author:  Kory [ Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:49 pm ]
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Scratch my fluffy buritto. :shock:

Author:  Ryuuji [ Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:35 pm ]
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Spank my husky pills
:lol:

Author:  Milamber [ Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:43 pm ]
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fight my canadian hamster. aka yarr

Author:  Xiona [ Tue Nov 15, 2005 5:12 pm ]
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rock my canadian dreadlocks

Author:  Arrowyn [ Tue Nov 15, 2005 6:43 pm ]
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first i got was scratch my sneaky mailman!

oh and i have to kiss my lumpy legs

Author:  Matti [ Tue Nov 15, 2005 7:00 pm ]
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Arrowyn wrote:
oh and i have to kiss my lumpy legs


Ewww...

You forgot "Come back to FFXI." :wink:

Author:  Arrowyn [ Tue Nov 15, 2005 7:12 pm ]
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Matti wrote:
Arrowyn wrote:
oh and i have to kiss my lumpy legs


Ewww...

You forgot "Come back to FFXI." :wink:


I can't right now because I have to spank my crazy weasel..mmhhmm.. I wish I could though.

and haha then I have to bury my canadian friend :twisted:





















but yarr isn't my friend so who would that be?

Author:  Hale [ Tue Nov 15, 2005 7:51 pm ]
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I'd click on that link, but I have to...


GO MASTERBATE IN THE BATHROOM. Oh wait.

Author:  Kaylia [ Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:12 pm ]
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I jump my sloppy donkey.

Author:  Saladhead [ Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:33 pm ]
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... bathe my flaming friend :?

Author:  Kametatsu [ Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:14 am ]
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i gotta...

eat my inner child O.o

Author:  Milamber [ Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:25 am ]
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Author:  Shadowstalker [ Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:23 am ]
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Lose my new ointment.

Jump my inbred mom. (hahahahahaha)

cuddle my upset chicken

study my huge ego

Author:  Metalmilitia [ Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:15 am ]
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pop my squishy sausage

bury my deady underpants

Shave my canadian butt....

Author:  Lazyazn [ Thu Nov 17, 2005 2:51 am ]
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Hypnotize my Canadian Brother

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