Mikey wrote:
Xiona wrote:
Jimbean wrote:
Mikey wrote:
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lol whats with the .....'s
its cause i'm chubby. And its being suggested i be burned down to fuel a car lol
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| Author: | Whisp [ Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Teh end of the world |
mcdonalds is now issuing credit cards called "Arch Cards." the end of the world is now |
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| Author: | Xiona [ Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:31 pm ] |
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its not the end, just a faster way to weed out the morbidly obese. omgcuetheflamebecausewe'renotallspecial |
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| Author: | Purity [ Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:01 pm ] |
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.... I've always wanted to skin a morbidly obese person and use it as a coat.... would be pretty warm, eh? Anyhow, first Arch Cards... then what? A McDonalds MMORPG? RONALD'S PLAYLAND ONLINE! |
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| Author: | Eternus [ Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:06 pm ] |
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Find a way to make their blubber into a effective fuel. We used to use whale blubber to make oil. We probably could do the same with all those disgustingly obese fatties.. use their fat to fuel our cars. |
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| Author: | Xiona [ Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:09 pm ] |
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dude i had a great idea. we should round up people and offer them fatty foods, and a small wage... to play MMORPGS all day long. that way we have an effective way to harvest human blubber. man im running for president. cars in the future are going to have satelite internet connection, and a 400 pound guy in the back mowing on cheetos and pizza hut playing a MMORPG with tubes hooked into his immense gut |
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| Author: | Purity [ Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:14 pm ] |
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If that German guy can make fuel from garbage, we can surely make fuel from fat people... |
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| Author: | Mikey [ Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:45 pm ] |
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| Author: | Jimbean [ Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:47 pm ] |
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Mikey wrote: .......
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| Author: | Xiona [ Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:08 pm ] |
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Jimbean wrote: Mikey wrote: ....... lol whats with the .....'s |
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| Author: | Kaylia [ Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:10 pm ] |
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Quote: lol whats with the .....'s
Mikey like to pretend he is fat, when he is in fact a 12 years old little girl |
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| Author: | Mikey [ Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:27 pm ] |
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Xiona wrote: Jimbean wrote: Mikey wrote: ....... lol whats with the .....'s its cause i'm chubby. And its being suggested i be burned down to fuel a car lol |
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| Author: | rydall [ Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:31 pm ] |
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Buffalo Bill for mayor |
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| Author: | Ultimaj [ Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:32 pm ] |
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Mikey wrote: Xiona wrote: Jimbean wrote: Mikey wrote: ....... lol whats with the .....'s its cause i'm chubby. And its being suggested i be burned down to fuel a car lol
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| Author: | Eternus [ Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:46 pm ] |
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There is a big difference between chubby and moribly obese. Like those people so fat they can't walk and need a permanent wheelchair/golfcart thing. You know they ones who need the doors to be seperated at the grocery store so they can drive their 800 lb ass in there. We can just farm fat off those fatties and we will be alright. Saves Jerrry Springer the time of cutting into their house and airlifting them out with a helicopter. |
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| Author: | Xiona [ Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:56 pm ] |
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Mikey wrote: Xiona wrote: Jimbean wrote: Mikey wrote: ....... lol whats with the .....'s its cause i'm chubby. And its being suggested i be burned down to fuel a car lol well speaking from a once fat kid perspective (was "the fat kid" from 5th-8th grade, as well as weighed 210 pounds at another point in my life), i think its a funny. being fat isnt a disease (except in yhe case of an over active thyroid gland which sometimes requires medication), its poor eatting choices and lower activity levels. take a joke, laugh at the possibilty of a rediculous concept and stop relating it to yourself personally haha. one thing i got from being picked on for being fat as well as other things... was to laugh about it and not take it to heart. |
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| Author: | Mikey [ Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:02 pm ] |
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... LOL Wow xiona... Read into the line buddy who would say something like that without laughing? You honestly think i'm crying cause of this lol. THe concept of being burned down to become fuel amuses me. No need to freaken break it down like its freaken relavent to the thread to the point where you make it look like i'm trying to relate this lol |
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| Author: | Thunderstomp [ Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:05 pm ] |
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I see this as a positive thing. The weak-minded, genetically inferior fools are going to die quicker. By natural selection the world should get smarter in the long run. |
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| Author: | Xiona [ Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:07 pm ] |
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Thunderstomp wrote: I see this as a positive thing. The weak-minded, genetically inferior fools are going to die quicker. By natural selection the world should get smarter in the long run.
careful there TS, last time i said something like that i was sudo flamed for like 4 pages haha 
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| Author: | Purity [ Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:57 pm ] |
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But wait... If people figure out that fat people are being used for fuel, won't they try to lose fat, therefore destroying our fuel source? 
THEY CANNOT KNOW OF OUR PLANS! |
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| Author: | Xiona [ Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:05 pm ] |
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youd be surprised how many fatties wouldnt mind having tubes in their bellies... just so they can eat all day, play video games and never work. hell look at the amount of people who do that shit for free (minus the tubes) |
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| Author: | Purity [ Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:09 pm ] |
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Xiona wrote: youd be surprised how many fatties wouldnt mind having tubes in their bellies... just so they can eat all day, play video games and never work. hell look at the amount of people who do that shit for free (minus the tubes)
Hmm... you have a point.... but the endless eating and immobility could cause a problem for Human Rights Groups.... Bah, no matter, I'll begin work right away. By the time I'm done, fat will be the most valuable resource since oil! |
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| Author: | Kazekuro [ Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:32 am ] |
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Purity wrote: Xiona wrote: youd be surprised how many fatties wouldnt mind having tubes in their bellies... just so they can eat all day, play video games and never work. hell look at the amount of people who do that shit for free (minus the tubes) Hmm... you have a point.... but the endless eating and immobility could cause a problem for Human Rights Groups.... Bah, no matter, I'll begin work right away. By the time I'm done, fat will be the most valuable resource since oil! Xiona, I think they already have that going somewhere in the world. . . I mean. . . Look at how many gil sellers Ifrit has alone. I rest my case. 
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| Author: | Chamelius [ Wed Dec 07, 2005 4:29 pm ] |
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Kazekuro wrote: Purity wrote: Xiona wrote: youd be surprised how many fatties wouldnt mind having tubes in their bellies... just so they can eat all day, play video games and never work. hell look at the amount of people who do that shit for free (minus the tubes) Hmm... you have a point.... but the endless eating and immobility could cause a problem for Human Rights Groups.... Bah, no matter, I'll begin work right away. By the time I'm done, fat will be the most valuable resource since oil! Xiona, I think they already have that going somewhere in the world. . . I mean. . . Look at how many gil sellers Ifrit has alone. I rest my case. However, RMT dont eat, nor do they sleep, therefore I am left to guess that they are all in out heads....
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| Author: | Kazekuro [ Wed Dec 07, 2005 4:30 pm ] |
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Chamelius wrote: Kazekuro wrote: Purity wrote: Xiona wrote: youd be surprised how many fatties wouldnt mind having tubes in their bellies... just so they can eat all day, play video games and never work. hell look at the amount of people who do that shit for free (minus the tubes) Hmm... you have a point.... but the endless eating and immobility could cause a problem for Human Rights Groups.... Bah, no matter, I'll begin work right away. By the time I'm done, fat will be the most valuable resource since oil! Xiona, I think they already have that going somewhere in the world. . . I mean. . . Look at how many gil sellers Ifrit has alone. I rest my case. However, RMT dont eat, nor do they sleep, therefore I am left to guess that they are all in out heads.... How do you know they don't eat or sleep? o_o lol The plot thickens. . . |
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| Author: | Caduceus [ Wed Dec 07, 2005 4:42 pm ] |
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Quote: Buffalo Bill for mayor
Free lotion for everyone! |
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