What youre a mormon? oh moron.. ok
Princess wrote:
So I went and got drunk at Swiss Chalet and passed out on the train.
Classy, really classy.
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| Author: | Princess [ Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:14 pm ] |
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I just wrote an exam and made a really stupid mistake. I left the exam feeling pretty good, until I talked to a couple of friends. The first question was something like, "Comment on the significance of Daisy's final message to Winterbourne in Daisy Miller." Well, somehow from this I wrote an entire paragraph on Lily's final comment to Seldon in House of Mirth - a completely different novel!!! And the whole exam I'm thinking, hmmmm, why didn't she have a question on Daisy Miller? I can't even understand how this happened. I'm in shock. So I went and got drunk at Swiss Chalet and passed out on the train. |
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| Author: | Talisin [ Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:51 pm ] |
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I do that all the time. I think i Do awesome on a Exam or test and I do horrable on it. So basicly the Way i know i failed is if i feel about how i did or not. |
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| Author: | Hobbes [ Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:13 pm ] |
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I made a mistake last week like that! I was supposed to write a research paper on the "Suzuki Method", so I wrote 5 pages on the music teaching method. then on the day I was supposed to turn it in I found out I was supposed to research the Suzuki Method for acting, not teaching music. I was so mad. |
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| Author: | Thunderstomp [ Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:22 pm ] |
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Why wait to get drunk after the exam? The real trick is to get drunk during the exam! Let me tell you, a water bottle looks the same with either water or vodka. Just don't breathe too hard, people might smell it. Reading your drunken answers and funny handwritting is priceless. |
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| Author: | Xiona [ Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:35 pm ] |
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drinking before an exam is actually a good idea. i dont mean completely hammered but slightly shit faced is quite relaxing. it also lets you be a little less inhibited so youll feel more confident with leaving your first answer as opposed to erasing/changing what you wrote. the hard part is finding out how many drinks it takes to get in the optimal buzz zone =p |
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| Author: | Yarr [ Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I'm such a moron. |
What youre a mormon? oh moron.. ok Princess wrote: So I went and got drunk at Swiss Chalet and passed out on the train.
Classy, really classy.
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| Author: | Eternus [ Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:29 pm ] |
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You know what usually happens to girls who get drunk and pass out on trains? |
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| Author: | Mikey [ Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:35 pm ] |
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Eternus wrote: You know what usually happens to girls who get drunk and pass out on trains?
Mom? Dad? |
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| Author: | Xiona [ Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:06 pm ] |
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mikey just informed us how he was concieved |
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| Author: | Miewn [ Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:10 pm ] |
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"Father was never never to be found" |
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| Author: | Sniffles [ Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:28 am ] |
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At least you all wrote essays, I'm supposed to be doing one right now 
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| Author: | Mikola [ Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:45 am ] |
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Sniffles wrote: At least you all wrote essays, I'm supposed to be doing one right now
I'm actually writing one right now. kinda sucks. ask james about what I mean -.- |
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| Author: | Ridere [ Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:57 am ] |
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Talisin wrote: I do that all the time. I think i Do awesome on a Exam or test and I do horrable on it. So basicly the Way i know i failed is if i feel about how i did or not.
Talisin fails to mention that it was a color by numbers test. Simple equations that equate to 7 means you color the area in red, Talisin, not green. Bad Talisin! I've done some similar things to that, though, Princess... Not so much in a literature-based class, though, as I took more sciences. There's nothing quite like hand-writing out a whole bunch of C-code on an exam, only to later realize you did something completely different from what was asked. I love essays, though, as you never really need to have done all your work in order to sound like you have. I passed so many upper-division history classes without reading a single book, simply because I can type a lot and sound like I know what I'm talking about. (Many of you can attest to the typing a lot by some of my forum posts... as for the sounding like I know what I'm talking about, I dunno... Jury may still be out on these forums about that. heh) I'm glad I'm done with college now, though, since I was getting pretty tired of the kid's table shit and have wanted to start a career for awhile now. And now I work for an awesome company called PacifiCorp :D |
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| Author: | Diotrephes [ Wed Dec 07, 2005 3:05 am ] |
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Sniffles wrote: At least you all wrote essays, I'm supposed to be doing one right now
i always find myself browsing through forums when i get on the my computer to type out my papers 
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| Author: | Hobbes [ Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:03 am ] |
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| Author: | Volrath [ Sun Dec 11, 2005 1:54 am ] |
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Yea, generally 85% of any research paper is bullshit anyways, at least for me, thats what most professors expect anyways probably. |
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| Author: | Kaylia [ Sun Dec 11, 2005 2:02 am ] |
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Only way to efficiently write paper is to wait 3 hours before the time it's due. At this point, you can type 10 pages per hour under pressure. |
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| Author: | untouchable [ Sun Dec 11, 2005 2:23 am ] |
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Kaylia wrote: Only way to efficiently write paper is to wait 3 hours before the time it's due. At this point, you can type 10 pages per hour under pressure.
i do that but i fall asleep in class 
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| Author: | Armani [ Sun Dec 11, 2005 10:45 am ] |
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Kaylia wrote: Only way to efficiently write paper is to wait 3 hours before the time it's due. At this point, you can type 10 pages per hour under pressure.
I can type 10 pages an hour when not under pressure, so how many would I type under pressure? |
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| Author: | Arim [ Sun Dec 11, 2005 1:58 pm ] |
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I beat you all, i can type 25 page an hour not under pressure, but i can garentee that 90% of it will be bullshit and repeating itself. I'm gonna get caught one of these days, none of my teacher check my reports they just make sure that you have a correct heading and format lol and that you did it 
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| Author: | Kaylia [ Sun Dec 11, 2005 2:28 pm ] |
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untouchable wrote: Kaylia wrote: Only way to efficiently write paper is to wait 3 hours before the time it's due. At this point, you can type 10 pages per hour under pressure. i do that but i fall asleep in class Wait till you're in your class to type it then 
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| Author: | Supafly [ Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:55 am ] |
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old but still funny as hell ^^ http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail64.html |
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| Author: | Kaylia [ Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:11 am ] |
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Supafly wrote:
Hahaha, last page is the best |
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| Author: | Xiona [ Mon Dec 12, 2005 10:02 am ] |
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kyle "the yellow dart!" smith |
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