it will delight you to know that this list has now been passed around my office and people cant seem to take the smirks off their faces.
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| Author: | Iolanthe [ Thu Dec 15, 2005 11:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | 21 things you can get away with saying at Christmas. |
21 things you can get away with saying only at Christmas 1. I prefer breasts to legs 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. Smother the butter all over the breasts! 4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5. I've never seen a better spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you put it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang. 18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had! 19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning 20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more! 21. I do like a good stuffing. Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year |
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| Author: | Xiona [ Thu Dec 15, 2005 11:49 pm ] |
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22: lets fuck |
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| Author: | Salvatore [ Fri Dec 16, 2005 10:31 am ] |
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it will delight you to know that this list has now been passed around my office and people cant seem to take the smirks off their faces.
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| Author: | Jimbean [ Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:07 pm ] |
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<33 Iolanthe |
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