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| Author: | Arnwulf [ Fri Dec 16, 2005 11:03 am ] |
| Post subject: | Geek Christmas Carols |
God Damn Ye Greedy Gentleman By Scott Small (To the tune of "God Bless Ye Merry Gentlemen ") God Damn ye greedy, gentlemen The R-I double A For suing all your customers For downloading Coldplay To make us buy songs D-R-M'd Not knock-offs from eBay O letters of Cease and Desist Cease and Desist O letters of Cease and Desist From off the internet we get Songs of variety Stations owned by clear channel Play crap like XYZ And those no-talent lip-syncers Jessica and Ashlee O letters of Cease and Desist Cease and Desist O letters of Cease and Desist The lawyers sue while in DC The lobbyists do pay For WinMX and eDonkey To make them go away Bit Torrent and Kazaa are next to get what will convey O letters of Cease and Desist Cease and Desist O letters of Cease and Desist But the CD sales will not rise When after peer to peer has gone the way of the Dodo And to law we adhere Cus they are still pumping out That crap like Britney Spears O letters of Cease and Desist Cease and Desist O letters of Cease and Desist Now uploading is not right Musicians deserve pay So go and see you favourite bands When they're in town to play Don't post songs to the Net or you'll get in your in-tray O letters of Cease and Desist Cease and Desist O letters of Cease and Desist ----------------------------------------------------------- Gandalf, The Grey-Robed Wizard By Scott Small (To the tune of "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer ") Gandalf, The Grey-robed Wizard Had a very naughty ring He got from old Bilbo Via Gollum and a now dead king Gandalf gave it to a hobbit Frodo was that hobbit's name Who set out to destroy it And again would never be the same Then one dark and stormy night Gollum came to say: "Frodo has my precious, right? I think his finger I will bite." Then all the elves adored him as they all set out to sea Gandalf and Frodo Baggins you'll go down in history! ----------------------------------------------- I'll add more as I find them, enjoy! |
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| Author: | Arnwulf [ Fri Dec 16, 2005 11:07 am ] |
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Silent Geek By Scott Small (To the tune of "Silent Night ") Cooling Fan, thermal paste All is cool, in my case Rounded cables increase air flow Cathode lighting makes it all glow See the heating decrease See the heating decrease CPU, Underclocked That I bought from Overstock Heat-pipes stream from in where they start Exchanging the heat as they depart All to download free pr0n All to download free pr0n Silent Sam, MS Flight Dungeon Keep, Jedi Knight Games I can play after the upgrade Installed on a disk configured with RAID Belongs to you, all my base Belongs to you, all my base |
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