Does the cake actually make you drunk? Or just has the shitty taste of alcohol and do nothing
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| Author: | Deman [ Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:19 pm ] |
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Tequila Christmas Cake 1-cup water 1-tsp. baking soda 1-cup sugar 1-tsp. salt 1-cup of brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs Nuts 1 bottle tequila 2-cups dried fruit Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point its best o make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup...just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit up off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat. CHERRY MISTMAS! |
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| Author: | Sefier [ Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:19 pm ] |
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lol we got martha stewert in da house :p |
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| Author: | Hobbes [ Fri Dec 16, 2005 4:47 pm ] |
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!!Mkaenig ckae is hrad!! |
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| Author: | Kaylia [ Fri Dec 16, 2005 5:01 pm ] |
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Does the cake actually make you drunk? Or just has the shitty taste of alcohol and do nothing
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| Author: | Yarr [ Fri Dec 16, 2005 5:03 pm ] |
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lol |
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| Author: | Alukor [ Fri Dec 16, 2005 6:40 pm ] |
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Quote: Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.
Nice! |
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| Author: | Pantherxx [ Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:07 pm ] |
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lmao that sounded like person was already drunk. 
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| Author: | Ridere [ Sat Dec 17, 2005 1:37 am ] |
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Kaylia wrote: Does the cake actually make you drunk? Or just has the shitty taste of alcohol and do nothing
I think when you cook with alcohol, the flavor remains, but the alcohol is actually removed. |
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| Author: | Arim [ Sat Dec 17, 2005 1:57 pm ] |
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yes it is, i put beer in my spaghetti sauce when i cook it. the alcohol is removed when you cook it |
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| Author: | Xiona [ Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:37 am ] |
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Arim wrote: yes it is, i put beer in my spaghetti sauce when i cook it.
the alcohol is removed when you consistantly drink from the bottle as you cook it |
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| Author: | Arim [ Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:11 pm ] |
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shhhh |
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| Author: | Macabre [ Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:40 pm ] |
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yea, whats better then when u pre-cook brats in beer, there is honestly no better food then that |
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| Author: | Lazyazn [ Mon Dec 19, 2005 12:17 am ] |
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...... back cake while watching family guy = bad idea don't ask it just is spam +1 |
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