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jlow baby on way?
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Author:  Mikey [ Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:13 am ]
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A source says that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have been doing “tons of shopping” for baby clothes lately. Either they're having a baby or Marc lost his naughty clothes.

“He was at Fred Segal last week and bought a Guys Infant Gear diaper bag for $120,” says a source. “He said something that made it pretty clear that it wasn’t a gift — that he intended to use it — but I don’t want to repeat it or he’ll know who talked to you.” The source says that the couple has been buying other pricey baby gear as well.

I guess congratulations are in order. Particularly to Jennifer, for not having a heart attack when Lurch was bouncing around on top of her. As I recall, the proper thing to do at this point is strip Jennifer naked and sacrifice her at the altar of Azazoth to purify the demon-seed. But then again, maybe Satan's Whores 5 isn't supposed to be a documentary. Hmmm, maybe I should've thought of that.


I didn't write this lol but i thought the article was funny.
Author:  Dmitry [ Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:53 pm ]
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You have any weird looking green things for her to put in your sig when she gets fat?
Author:  Chamelius [ Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:16 pm ]
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Maybe they are buying stuff for charities.
Author:  Shadowstalker [ Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:43 pm ]
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Just gotta make sure it's his baby. \:D/
Author:  Galindar [ Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:12 pm ]
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if jlow makes me take a test to see if its my baby, like brittney did, I'm gonna be pissed.
Author:  Dmitry [ Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:39 pm ]
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Galindar wrote:
if jlow makes me take a test to see if its my baby, like brittney did, I'm gonna be pissed.


lol
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