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| Author: | Jimbean [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | this guys is my idol (link is semi -NSFW) |
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/02 ... ract1.html take that b*tches! haha pwnd edit: btw, before anyone flames me about this, it's a joke about him being my idol, I find the whole thing quite disturbing |
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| Author: | Iolanthe [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:15 pm ] |
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Quote: By the end of the first day of each quarter you are to choose your "pet name" that you want me to call you by. Your choice must meet my approval, and noncompliance will be a 20 GBD loss.
20 GBD loss if she chooses a name he doesn't like? I wonder how many she would lose if she didn't follow the sleepwear or shaving instructions... |
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| Author: | Jimbean [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:17 pm ] |
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I dunno, but it's gotta be a lot, and it states that if she can't cover the gbd losses than she is considered uncompliant and will be tied to the bed naked everynight whilst he does whatever he pleases to her until she gives a heartfelt apology and expresses her wishes to return to a state of complacency 
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| Author: | fallenseraph [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:21 pm ] |
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Jimbean wrote: I dunno, but it's gotta be a lot, and it states that if she can't cover the gbd losses than she is considered uncompliant and will be tied to the bed naked everynight whilst he does whatever he pleases to her until she gives a heartfelt apology and expresses her wishes to return to a state of complacency
Yea I read that part and I just said to myself: "Wow." in the wtf -form of way. Kidnapping charges and child pornography charges means he'll be signing his own marriage contract in prison real soon haha. |
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| Author: | Matti [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:38 pm ] |
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This isn't normal? Did you see the letters at the headers? haha |
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| Author: | Jimbean [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:39 pm ] |
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the thing that kept sticking in my head while reading all the pages is how she wound up married to him in the first place, I wonder if he was like some normal sweet ncie dude and the minute they were legally binded he decided to flip the script on her or what. Otherwise I don't see how any woman in her right mind would marry a guy like this to begin with |
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| Author: | Sunshine [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:04 pm ] |
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I actually felt demeaned while reading that contract. I can't believe that a person like that exists! I can't even imagine what life would be like for a woman who had to follow that, and where is the clause on divorce? |
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| Author: | Matti [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:09 pm ] |
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Sunshine wrote: I actually felt demeaned while reading that contract. I can't believe that a person like that exists! I can't even imagine what life would be like for a woman who had to follow that, and where is the clause on divorce?
No more talking. You lose 5 GBDs. now go to your room. 
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| Author: | Iolanthe [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:10 pm ] |
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Matti wrote: Did you see the letters at the headers? haha
Yeah, I noticed those...I want that FN font lol. |
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| Author: | Matti [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:10 pm ] |
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Iolanthe wrote: Matti wrote: Did you see the letters at the headers? haha Yeah, I noticed those...I want that FN font lol. I'll send it to you in a sec. |
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| Author: | Sunshine [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:43 pm ] |
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Matti wrote: Sunshine wrote: I actually felt demeaned while reading that contract. I can't believe that a person like that exists! I can't even imagine what life would be like for a woman who had to follow that, and where is the clause on divorce? No more talking. You lose 5 GBDs. now go to your room. Hahah brutal! |
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| Author: | Yarr [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:58 pm ] |
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Matti wrote: Sunshine wrote: I actually felt demeaned while reading that contract. I can't believe that a person like that exists! I can't even imagine what life would be like for a woman who had to follow that, and where is the clause on divorce? No more talking. You lose 5 GBDs. now go to your room. lolololol nice |
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| Author: | Yarr [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 3:33 pm ] |
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Sunshine, I hope you remember your pen tonight. |
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| Author: | Sunshine [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 3:53 pm ] |
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I hope you remember yours too..this goes both ways, my dear. Be prepared to serve! |
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| Author: | Pantherxx [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 4:01 pm ] |
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This is really sicko for this man to do. It is really got out of hands. 
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| Author: | Matti [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 4:38 pm ] |
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Sunshine wrote: I hope you remember yours too..this goes both ways, my dear. Be prepared to serve!
But when a woman does something like this it seems so sexy. lol If a man says "You're my sex slave" then he's a womanizer and objectifying women. If a woman says the same then she's just cool as hell. haha |
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| Author: | Jimbean [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 4:44 pm ] |
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Matti wrote: Sunshine wrote: I hope you remember yours too..this goes both ways, my dear. Be prepared to serve! But when a woman does something like this it seems so sexy. lol If a man says "You're my sex slave" then he's a womanizer and objectifying women. If a woman says the same then she's just cool as hell. haha unless she's 7'2, 500lbs, and has a full beard... |
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| Author: | Yarr [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:01 pm ] |
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Matti wrote: Sunshine wrote: I hope you remember yours too..this goes both ways, my dear. Be prepared to serve! But when a woman does something like this it seems so sexy. lol If a man says "You're my sex slave" then he's a womanizer and objectifying women. If a woman says the same then she's just cool as hell. haha lol Im happy to know im the only one who thinks this. |
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| Author: | Xiona [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:08 pm ] |
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Jimbean wrote: Matti wrote: Sunshine wrote: I hope you remember yours too..this goes both ways, my dear. Be prepared to serve! But when a woman does something like this it seems so sexy. lol If a man says "You're my sex slave" then he's a womanizer and objectifying women. If a woman says the same then she's just cool as hell. haha unless she's 4'2, 500lbs, and has a full beard... fixed that haha |
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| Author: | Xiona [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:08 pm ] |
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mother fucker how do i erase something i posted (whole reply) |
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| Author: | Yarr [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:24 pm ] |
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I dont know, theres a delete button for me on every post lol. just edit it to (delete me yarr) and ill delete it if you want. |
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| Author: | Matti [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:26 pm ] |
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I can't do anything in this sectiopn of the forums, sorry. lol |
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| Author: | Kane [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:48 pm ] |
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That is seriously messed up.
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| Author: | Armani [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 10:27 pm ] |
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I wonder if she gets GBDs for having "friends" over. |
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