My advice is dont worry about it too much. Be the better man and just be a good friend and that pays off more in the long run. Have a good time, get drunk and hit on all the women, wedding crashers style.
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| Author: | Mikey [ Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | So i have a wedding to go to tomorrow. |
So check it out. I've been friends with this kid thats getting married for 7 years. Anyway... they're having the wedding at 7 am tomorrow lol. I just found out a moment ago that one the grooms in the wedding only knows Alfred ( kid getting married) for like 6 months. So yea he picked him over me . I'm Super pissed. Like thats one thing you don't fuck with. Like thats the best way to get me mad lol. So now i'm thinking about not going. Or perhaps i should come in my pj's. Better yet let me layer cake that motherfucker by drinking excessively at 5 am and getting to the party drunk outta of my mind. Hey you know what let me 1up that fucker even more. How about i come in pj's drunk and rip my pants to expose my right drunken nut. So i can run around showing everyone my exposed sack, while psp and pissing all over the bridesmaids. Getting married is a serious thing. Its the moment you know who's with you. Who loves you who's gonna stay. Its a key moment in someones life. Thats where friends really show themselves and when they don't. I'm so fucking pissed. Way to go to uriate on me Alfred!~ |
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| Author: | Computer [ Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:09 pm ] |
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My advice is dont worry about it too much. Be the better man and just be a good friend and that pays off more in the long run. Have a good time, get drunk and hit on all the women, wedding crashers style.
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| Author: | Mikey [ Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:12 pm ] |
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compy wrote: My advice is dont worry about it too much. Be the better man and just be a good friend and that pays off more in the long run. Have a good time, get drunk and hit on all the women, wedding crashers style.
Dude there's no dinner no alchohol. Just a gay brunch. . I'm telling you i'm gonna go there drunk out of my mind and eating all the eggs they have to offer. |
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| Author: | Ponuh [ Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:26 pm ] |
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For some reason I read that as "he's getting married for 7 years". Also, who has a brunch wedding anyways? SOOO TACKY! |
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| Author: | Poncho_Rodriguez [ Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: So i have a wedding to go to tomorrow. |
Mikey wrote: So check it out. I've been friends with this kid thats getting married for 7 years. Anyway... they're having the wedding at 7 am tomorrow lol. I just found out a moment ago that one the grooms in the wedding only knows Alfred ( kid getting married) for like 6 months. So yea he picked him over me .
I'm Super pissed. Like thats one thing you don't fuck with. Like thats the best way to get me mad lol. So now i'm thinking about not going. Or perhaps i should come in my pj's. Better yet let me layer cake that motherfucker by drinking excessively at 5 am and getting to the party drunk outta of my mind. Hey you know what let me 1up that fucker even more. How about i come in pj's drunk and rip my pants to expose my right drunken nut. So i can run around showing everyone my exposed sack, while psp and pissing all over the bridesmaids. Getting married is a serious thing. Its the moment you know who's with you. Who loves you who's gonna stay. Its a key moment in someones life. Thats where friends really show themselves and when they don't. I'm so fucking pissed. Way to go to uriate on me Alfred!~ That's pretty fucked up...I probably wouldn't go, but I like your approach better. Make a speech at the wedding when you're drunk out of your mind with just the tip of your party whistle hanging out of your fly. Just the tip. |
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| Author: | Computer [ Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:59 pm ] |
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Mikey wrote: Dude there's no dinner no alchohol. Just a gay brunch. . I'm telling you i'm gonna go there drunk out of my mind and eating all the eggs they have to offer.
Ok... get drunk before u go |
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| Author: | Dmitry [ Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:29 pm ] |
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compy wrote: Mikey wrote: Dude there's no dinner no alchohol. Just a gay brunch. . I'm telling you i'm gonna go there drunk out of my mind and eating all the eggs they have to offer. Ok... get drunk before u go Yeah, definitely. If you ate all of the eggs, you'd be my hero Mikey. |
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| Author: | Thunderstomp [ Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:55 pm ] |
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a wedding at 7am? wtf |
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| Author: | Mikey [ Fri Apr 21, 2006 11:00 pm ] |
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Thunderstomp wrote: a wedding at 7am? wtf
tell me about it.I'm seriously gonna get wasted before i go lol! |
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| Author: | Tilo [ Sat Apr 22, 2006 12:53 am ] |
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I wouldn't even go if I was in your position. I'd just sleep in. Fuck going to anything at 7am, let alone a wedding "brunch". |
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| Author: | Mikey [ Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:01 am ] |
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i hear i'm getting eggs and sandwiches lol |
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| Author: | Whisp [ Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:19 am ] |
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you can get up on stage and pull one of these stunts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u07ToLz-ZlU |
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| Author: | untouchable [ Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:56 am ] |
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fuck the bride |
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| Author: | Mandos [ Sat Apr 22, 2006 7:03 am ] |
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Mikey wrote: i hear i'm getting eggs and sandwiches lol
well fuck that's worth getting out of bed at the crack of dawn for. hell what's wrong with you boy?! 
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| Author: | Sunshine [ Sat Apr 22, 2006 9:53 am ] |
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I hope none of my girlfriends get pissed because my maid of honour will be a man of honour...my gay best friend. lol Just go, Mikey! You don't even have to go to the brunch! And no nut showing. |
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| Author: | Yarr [ Sat Apr 22, 2006 10:02 am ] |
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7AM? what the hell |
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| Author: | Tomake [ Sat Apr 22, 2006 10:50 am ] |
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Sunshine wrote: I hope none of my girlfriends get pissed because my maid of honour will be a man of honour...my gay best friend. lol
Just go, Mikey! You don't even have to go to the brunch! And no nut showing. wtf lol drag queen? |
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| Author: | Arim [ Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:12 pm ] |
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mikey if you didn't go over a reason like that, you're a horible person. yea you may not be the bestman but its not like its something amazing great that your missing out on. the wedding isn't about you, its about your friend who i getting married. no one gives a shit who the bestman and maiden of honour or w/e is. just go and if your still bitter at least you get a free brunch. |
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| Author: | Ponuh [ Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:22 pm ] |
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maiden of honour? Why am i laughing so hard lolo |
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| Author: | Denchi [ Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:48 pm ] |
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I'm glad I have a brother, that makes picking a best man rather easy |
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| Author: | Yarr [ Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:14 pm ] |
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Tomake wrote: Sunshine wrote: I hope none of my girlfriends get pissed because my maid of honour will be a man of honour...my gay best friend. lol Just go, Mikey! You don't even have to go to the brunch! And no nut showing. wtf lol drag queen? Her best friend is gay. |
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| Author: | Armani [ Sat Apr 22, 2006 9:15 pm ] |
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Hes only getting married for 7 years. You can be best man next time. |
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| Author: | Mikey [ Sun Apr 23, 2006 1:29 am ] |
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i was drunk at 11 am lol. i just woke up now |
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| Author: | Chamelius [ Sun Apr 23, 2006 2:05 am ] |
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Mikey wrote: i was drunk at 11 am lol. i just woke up now
Then you didn't drink enough. |
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| Author: | Dmitry [ Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:02 am ] |
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Denchi wrote: I'm glad I have a brother, that makes picking a best man rather easy
Ugh, I have to pick my brother? |
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