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David Blaine is a stupid man.
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Author:  Ponuh [ Sun May 07, 2006 9:31 pm ]
Post subject:  David Blaine is a stupid man.
So, we all know that David Blaine (Super Saiyan levitation expert) has submerged himself in a big sphere of water in New York for a week.

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He probably should have done some research though. The amount of time he's been submerged has had serious effects on his skin. Also, they say that serious nerve damage with probably occur. That means that after this publicity stunt, David Blaine is going to be one impotent son of a bitch.

Here's some shots of his hands:
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Bad news: You're going to be a wrinkled, deformed impotent freak after this worthless ordeal.

Good news: You're a shoe-in to play Emperor Palpatine in Star Wars 7.
...oh, he was killed off you say? Well then sorry, no good news, David.
Author:  Ultimaj [ Sun May 07, 2006 9:32 pm ]
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wow that's fucking disgusting lol
Author:  untouchable [ Sun May 07, 2006 9:34 pm ]
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well he did pull out his own heart before...so..
Author:  Hale [ Sun May 07, 2006 9:35 pm ]
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This topic has my approval.
Author:  Caduceus [ Sun May 07, 2006 9:43 pm ]
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This thread has Darwin's approval.

No babies will come of his genes.
Author:  Purity [ Sun May 07, 2006 10:49 pm ]
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Well... he's also the same man who sat in a block of ice for 44 days, so...
Author:  Ponuh [ Sun May 07, 2006 10:52 pm ]
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Purity wrote:
Well... he's also the same man who sat in a block of ice for 44 days, so...


That was someone else and that was also fake.
Author:  Hale [ Sun May 07, 2006 10:57 pm ]
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Wait, so did he poop in the bubble?
Author:  Purity [ Mon May 08, 2006 1:18 am ]
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Ponuh wrote:
Purity wrote:
Well... he's also the same man who sat in a block of ice for 44 days, so...


That was someone else and that was also fake.


My mistake, he spent 61 hours in ice.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Blaine#Frozen_in_Time

(I mixed up the time with his other stunt where he was stuck in a box.)
Author:  Poncho_Rodriguez [ Mon May 08, 2006 2:36 am ]
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Wow what the hell is this, how did he sleep?

Anyway I want to see what that did to his dick lol
Author:  Yarr [ Mon May 08, 2006 5:29 am ]
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lol well im not really impressed by his stupid stunts lol.



I just think of the south park episode where he starts a cult.
Author:  Mandos [ Mon May 08, 2006 7:29 am ]
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I remember when he lived in a box without food for a week, people were buying Big Macs and throwing them up at him rofl
Author:  Led [ Mon May 08, 2006 2:29 pm ]
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i think chris angel is way cooler then david blaine
Author:  Kotee [ Mon May 08, 2006 2:57 pm ]
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I watched how he easily faked the ice block ....why believe this? It's all deception most likely.
Author:  Eternus [ Mon May 08, 2006 3:01 pm ]
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Kotee wrote:
I watched how he easily faked the ice block ....why believe this? It's all deception most likely.


of course its all deception.. he is a magician.. its all a trick
Author:  Jimbean [ Mon May 08, 2006 3:24 pm ]
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Led wrote:
i think chris angel is way cooler then david blaine


i am the mindfreak
MINDFREAK
there is no reality

lol that show cracks me up chris angel needs to go back to singing for type o negative and stop trying to do stupid tricks that don't impress anyone, although that show was a source of many great laughs had between me and my ex gf
Author:  Daedalan [ Mon May 08, 2006 3:53 pm ]
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his hands look scary... I've spent like 8 or 9 hours in a pool once, but jesus thats like a whole new level of spongey material there.
Author:  Parade [ Mon May 08, 2006 4:05 pm ]
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i loved david, but now im not so sure.
Author:  untouchable [ Mon May 08, 2006 6:39 pm ]
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Led wrote:
i think chris angel is way cooler then david blaine


but did he pull out his own heart with his bare hands and lived?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cTTr5Y2lRQ
(very bloody, probably nsfw)
Author:  Ponuh [ Mon May 08, 2006 8:53 pm ]
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untouchable wrote:
Led wrote:
i think chris angel is way cooler then david blaine


but did he pull out his own heart with his bare hands and lived?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cTTr5Y2lRQ
(very bloody, probably nsfw)


That's not real, dude. He's not even very good at slight of hand.
Author:  Parade [ Mon May 08, 2006 8:56 pm ]
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Ponuh wrote:
untouchable wrote:
Led wrote:
i think chris angel is way cooler then david blaine


but did he pull out his own heart with his bare hands and lived?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cTTr5Y2lRQ
(very bloody, probably nsfw)


That's not real, dude. He's not even very good at slight of hand.


that was retarted
Author:  Kotee [ Tue May 09, 2006 12:43 am ]
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untouchable wrote:
Led wrote:
i think chris angel is way cooler then david blaine


but did he pull out his own heart with his bare hands and lived?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cTTr5Y2lRQ
(very bloody, probably nsfw)


:love:
Author:  Kametatsu [ Tue May 09, 2006 1:06 am ]
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fake or not, he failed his stunt anyhow, lol at 7:08

that was crazy to watch though
Author:  Ponuh [ Tue May 09, 2006 9:15 am ]
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I think the underwater breathing thing was real. taking out your own heart and having nothing attatched to it is stupid.
Author:  Yarr [ Tue May 09, 2006 11:48 am ]
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Im sure the water thing was real.


Magic or not the guy held his breath for 7 minutes lol. I failed past like 50 seconds, you can ask sunshine.
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