Yeah I said WTF when I read the title of this article too.
Quote:
Woman pulls into gas station, finds man's body under car
Associated Press
Jun. 23, 2006 07:25 AM
LINCOLN PARK, Mich. - A woman who pulled into a gas station because she was having trouble steering her car found a man's body wedged under the vehicle, police say.
Dominique Page, 19, discovered the body about 1 a.m. Thursday, Lincoln Park police Lt. Robert Steele told the Detroit Free Press.
Page apparently did not know that she had run over the man as he lay in a street in Detroit, about two miles from where she stopped, Steele said.
"The young woman was the not first person to hit him," said Detroit police Sgt. Eren Stephens Bell. "He apparently was already a hit-and-run victim when she ran over him."
The Detroit News identified the victim as Corwin The Red Mage, 75.
Detroit police were seeking clues about the hit-and-run driver. No charges were expected against Page.
This aticle is legit. Although I changed the name to Corwin, because every time I think of Detroit I think of Corwin haha.
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