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Author:  Dmitry [ Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Need some old-fashioned advice
My girlfriend's parents don't exactly know that we're dating yet, and she's having a hard time telling them because they're really strict about what she does and who she goes out with. I want to meet her parents and let them know how I feel and ask their permission and hopefully get their approval or whatever they're looking for. The bad part about it is I'm not exactly sure how to go about this... I was wondering if anyone here could give me some advice about what I should do. :S Thanks
Author:  Ponuh [ Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:37 pm ]
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Is it just me or is this a thinly veiled thread just to say "HAY GUYS I have a girlfriend lol lol"
Author:  Milamber [ Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:01 pm ]
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Just go to their house and talk to them. If they don't like you, just bang her after-hours when she sneaks out the window.
Author:  squintz [ Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:01 pm ]
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Ponuh wrote:
Is it just me or is this a thinly veiled thread just to say "HAY GUYS I have a girlfriend lol lol"



Someone's jealous...
Author:  Dmitry [ Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:07 pm ]
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Ponuh wrote:
Is it just me or is this a thinly veiled thread just to say "HAY GUYS I have a girlfriend lol lol"


Notrly, I just don't know how to go about this is all...

And Mil... lol. I hope they like me at least.
Author:  Ponuh [ Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:19 pm ]
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I can't understand why they'd be upset....
Author:  Galindar [ Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:24 pm ]
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First thing you should do is go get a hair cut, cause no parnets like emo fags, just persuming your hair is semi long and shaggy. Get some nice clothers, not that crap you by at hot topic or w/e. Take them out to a nice dinner, that you pay for, no parents like a cheap bastard. Tell them whatever lies you need to tell them to shagg their daugther, if you lie good enough you can get away with it. If all elese fails, when they are out of town, get her drunk, and take pictures of unaproiate stuff on her parents bed, those make the best Christmas cards.
Author:  Yarr [ Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:22 am ]
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Youre what 15 years old or something? Im sure shes probably like 15-16 years old and thats pretty much when girls start to "real" date boys and no father in the world will ever be happy about that.

Im sure god is going to punish me with a girl (tricks on him haha) and when my daughter is 15 god knows I dont want any little punk ass kid trying to impress me so he can get in my daughter's skirt. I plan on striking the fear of god into every little boy who tries.

Lets face it Dmitry, he knows what you want, he was a 16 year old kid too once.


So whats my advice?

Don't do anything. Just make their girl happy and if she really is happy then you'll win them over. So let her do the talking, after all she knows them best.

Lets face it, youre not asking for her hand in marrage.
Author:  Theterk [ Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:33 am ]
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ya, you cant go overboard, you just need to meet them. one of these days go over there to pick her up for a date, or just go to hang out and watch a movie. meet them, be polite, shake hands firmly, and just have a little conversation with them just so they know you arent a tool. if you are just watchin a movie at her place, be in complete view, dont try and pull any moves that would reward you with a slap or shotgun. when you leave, thank them for having you over, and just remember to be classy

you are 15, there will be many more girls out there, so theres no need to sweat this one. (unless you are like me and tend to have 3 serious relationships your entire life)
Author:  Kioto [ Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:58 am ]
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Yarr gave the best advice imo. Just let her do the talking.

Eventually, usually sooner then later they will want to meet you;
be casual, don't talk too much, answer questions with as little
talking possible (so you don't fuck up), and last most important,
just be honest with what you say.
Author:  Whisp [ Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:55 am ]
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you gotta leave that up to her. from the parents' point of view, they want to hear it from their daughter first. and when the parents confront you (they always do) just be honest and be yourself.
Author:  Armani [ Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:20 am ]
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your girlfriend is a whore
Author:  Yurichan [ Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:38 am ]
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Galindar wrote:
First thing you should do is go get a hair cut, cause no parnets like emo fags, just persuming your hair is semi long and shaggy. Get some nice clothers, not that crap you by at hot topic or w/e. Take them out to a nice dinner, that you pay for, no parents like a cheap bastard. Tell them whatever lies you need to tell them to shagg their daugther, if you lie good enough you can get away with it.



thats it, pretend like your someone your not.. that works for a good couple of months til 1) your girl gets sick of it or 2) her parents find out and your fucked either way.. you just gotta hope they like you lol, but you should be alright as long as your not caught fucking her on thier bed.. those are wierd situations......


Galindar wrote:
If all elese fails, when they are out of town, get her drunk, and take pictures of unaproiate stuff on her parents bed, those make the best Christmas cards.


this however is a brilliant idea..
Author:  Dmitry [ Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:29 am ]
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Damnit I'm going to 17 in like 2 weeks Yarr... but thanks. :P We'll have to wait until she finds the right time to tell them. They're real strict about everything, so it's hard to do pretty much anything. Oh well, thanks everyone.


And damnit Armani, the only thing that Porsche is good for would be winning the fastest POS car evar.
Author:  Nchynk [ Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:19 pm ]
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Yarr wrote:
I plan on striking the fear of god into every little boy who tries.


lol that reminded me of that one scene in Bad Boys when that kid came to take out martin lawrence's daughter and he and will smith acted all psycho. lol i felt so bad for the kid.

i'll probably be the same way with my daughter too if i ever have one. especially growing up in a family with nothing but brothers lol.

anyways back on topic, just don't do anything stupid. like yarr said, let her do the talking. just don't try too hard at impressing them or u might end up lookin like a fool.
Author:  DeadLegend [ Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:43 pm ]
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Pink hair with swastikas shaven in won't help either.
Author:  Mandos [ Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:47 pm ]
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Yarr wrote:

Lets face it Dmitry, he knows what you want, he was a 16 year old kid too once.



This is so true but so funny lol.

My stepsisters mom loved all her daughters boyfriends lol, there was never any question of getting approval she was just happy for her daughter. Now my stepsister is engaged to her stepbrother (both her parents are remarried) and everyone in the family is happy. Cept me, she is really hot.
Author:  DeadLegend [ Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:14 pm ]
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PSEUDO-INCEST!
ENGLAND!
HUZZAH!
Author:  Dmitry [ Sat Aug 19, 2006 12:02 am ]
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DeadLegend wrote:
Pink hair with swastikas shaven in won't help either.


That was so badly photoshopped, I can't believe anyone bought that.
Author:  Puretoker [ Mon Aug 21, 2006 2:12 pm ]
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Ponuh wrote:
Is it just me or is this a thinly veiled thread just to say "HAY GUYS I have a girlfriend lol lol"



Almost, what's really going on here is a case of the "Oh shit i'm gay, my boyfriend's parents are gonna flip if we tell them"
Author:  Dmitry [ Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:54 pm ]
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Puretoker wrote:
Ponuh wrote:
Is it just me or is this a thinly veiled thread just to say "HAY GUYS I have a girlfriend lol lol"



Almost, what's really going on here is a case of the "Oh shit i'm gay, my boyfriend's parents are gonna flip if we tell them"


Oh, you've been there? I always thought there was something different about you. But I'm sorry to inform you, I'm not a homosexual. You get points for effort and not spelling anything wrong that time.
Author:  Mikey [ Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:31 pm ]
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just make her happy dmity nuts. Thats all that counts really. Fuck whatever what everyone else says really.
Author:  Dmitry [ Tue Aug 22, 2006 8:13 am ]
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Mikey wrote:
just make her happy dmity nuts. Thats all that counts really. Fuck whatever what everyone else says really.


That first thing sorta confuses me but yeah :P I mean, I do what I can. I just want to meet her parents and get their approval or whatever.
Author:  Mikey [ Tue Aug 22, 2006 8:23 am ]
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Dmitry wrote:
Mikey wrote:
just make her happy dmity nuts. Thats all that counts really. Fuck whatever what everyone else says really.


That first thing sorta confuses me but yeah :P I mean, I do what I can. I just want to meet her parents and get their approval or whatever.


Just try and be a joy to be around lol. Joking around ( none offensively of course ) telling them family stories. Soon enough they'll just think of you as family lol
Author:  Dmitry [ Tue Aug 22, 2006 8:49 am ]
Post subject: 
Mikey wrote:
Dmitry wrote:
Mikey wrote:
just make her happy dmity nuts. Thats all that counts really. Fuck whatever what everyone else says really.


That first thing sorta confuses me but yeah :P I mean, I do what I can. I just want to meet her parents and get their approval or whatever.


Just try and be a joy to be around lol. Joking around ( none offensively of course ) telling them family stories. Soon enough they'll just think of you as family lol


Ah ok. Thanks ^^
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