I'll save u all some time
Look at it this way...
Lets say you are a Mad Sheep. You're tough, you're mean, you put people to sleep. Now it's time to subjob.
Elephant would be a good subjob right? The whole Trample effect is a bonus and never forgeting could be handy.
Shark would also kick ass. Instant theme music there!
But do you choose these? no. you chose:
Butterfly.
You are so pretty now. So delcate. People look at you and go MASH MASH MASH MASH!!! YOU DIE NOW YOU SHEEP BUTERFLY! MUH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me.. I'd sub Walrus. LVL 10 you get BIG F***ING TEETH!
Other then that yeah some of the other posts are rather funny. Only reason i have for reading them is im in Boston on business with nuthin else to do tonight
Note: I also liked LFG in WalMart.
http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/db/jobs.html?fjob=4&mid=1090275357522221288&num=25