* Login
It is currently Thu May 08, 2025 11:13 am View unanswered posts | View active topics |


Board index » Community » Community Discussion


Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 1 of 2
  [ 39 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2  Next
  Print view Previous topic | Next topic 
Author Message
Hobbes
 Post subject: Vin Diesel
PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2005 5:55 pm 
Decent Challenge
Decent Challenge
User avatar

Joined: Wed Feb 09, 2005 2:06 am
Posts: 502
Location: You tell me.
I'm not sure if this has been posted before, but I was bored and got side tracked while looking for a new car, and found this and laughed for hours.

http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php

Vin Diesel once beat his mother cross-eyed because she refused to share her recipe for peach cobbler with him.

Vin Diesel invented the baseball cap and the tennis racquet. And bees.

Vin Diesel solved the Da Vinci Code before it was even a book.

_________________
Image
Top
 Profile  
 
Ponuh
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2005 6:20 pm 
The legend. Teh Ponuh™
User avatar

Joined: Thu Oct 07, 2004 6:36 pm
Posts: 7134
Location: I will eat you alive I will eat you alive
Some WoW friends showed me this
Top
 Profile  
 
Bladenic
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2005 6:27 pm 
Too Weak
Too Weak

Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:31 pm
Posts: 151
Ummm should I be laughing right now? :neutral: :?:
Top
 Profile  
 
arlania
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 3:23 am 
Posts way too much
Posts way too much
User avatar

Joined: Fri Dec 24, 2004 4:32 am
Posts: 2168
Location: Drifting in the breeze.
Bladenic wrote:
Ummm should I be laughing right now? :neutral: :?:


yes cause its pretty funny

_________________
Image
Top
 Profile  
 
Bladenic
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 6:41 am 
Too Weak
Too Weak

Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:31 pm
Posts: 151
I don't get it :(
Top
 Profile  
 
Hobbes
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 10:11 am 
Decent Challenge
Decent Challenge
User avatar

Joined: Wed Feb 09, 2005 2:06 am
Posts: 502
Location: You tell me.
You know who Vin Diesel is right? Hes an action movie star. A really bad one imo :P

The site is just random fake facts about him, just take it at face value. To me it seems to make fun of his egotistical roles in his movies.

_________________
Image
Top
 Profile  
 
HitmanR
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 11:30 am 
Easy Prey
Easy Prey

Joined: Fri Jul 30, 2004 11:01 pm
Posts: 356
Vin always forgets to put the new cover sheets on his TPS reports.

Vin Diesel is banned from World of Warcraft because he once put fourty thousand copper chain pants in separate auctions. Every one was sold, but the server load caused the entire cluster to go down for over a week.

Vin Diesel never requires more Vespene Gas.


ok, I've already wasted over an hour on this site... there's so many of them

_________________
Image

Image

Yarr wrote:
Severus is loser, what a shocking new broadcast.


Cyntari wrote:
Darnit! I want it NOW!
Top
 Profile  
 
Hobo
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 12:14 pm 
Easy Prey
Easy Prey
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jul 01, 2004 1:01 pm
Posts: 211
Location: Seattle
Vin Diesel caught herpes from a Hispanic dodo but got rid of them using only duct tape and an illegitimate African child named Dan.

_________________
Image
Top
 Profile  
 
Murph
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 12:18 pm 
Decent Challenge
Decent Challenge
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 02, 2004 12:42 am
Posts: 569
Location: PA
Vin Diesel showed Mario how to jump on the shell at the end of the first level.

_________________
Image

Image
Top
 Profile  
 
HitmanR
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 1:14 pm 
Easy Prey
Easy Prey

Joined: Fri Jul 30, 2004 11:01 pm
Posts: 356
When Vin Diesel dies, he will return to the life stream and stop Meteor.

_________________
Image

Image

Yarr wrote:
Severus is loser, what a shocking new broadcast.


Cyntari wrote:
Darnit! I want it NOW!
Top
 Profile  
 
Murph
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 1:18 pm 
Decent Challenge
Decent Challenge
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 02, 2004 12:42 am
Posts: 569
Location: PA
Vin Diesel hunts Danish people for sport.

_________________
Image

Image
Top
 Profile  
 
Murph
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 1:19 pm 
Decent Challenge
Decent Challenge
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 02, 2004 12:42 am
Posts: 569
Location: PA
One serving of Vin Diesel contains approximately 1337 calories.

_________________
Image

Image
Top
 Profile  
 
Murph
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 1:20 pm 
Decent Challenge
Decent Challenge
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 02, 2004 12:42 am
Posts: 569
Location: PA
Vin Diesel may or may not be closely related to Donkey Kong, but he is definitely an unlockable character in Mario Kart.

(I find these very amusing btw :D )

_________________
Image

Image
Top
 Profile  
 
fallenseraph
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 1:31 pm 
Decent Challenge
Decent Challenge
User avatar

Joined: Sun Mar 06, 2005 1:03 pm
Posts: 462
Vin Diesel lives inside the briefcase of Marsellus Wallace, and emits a golden glow when he sleeps.

Vin Diesel doesn't read in the conventional sense. Rather, the words form into gladiators within his psyche, drawing upon the powers of their respective meanings, and battle until only the strongest survive in an arena of fire.

Vin Diesel is actually five men, all of whom share the same soul. If any one of them ever comes face to face with another, they are required by the laws of fate to totally rock the fuck out. The last time this cosmic event occurred, Atlantis sank beneath the sea forever. It was worth it.
Top
 Profile  
 
Mikey
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 1:56 pm 
Yarr's bane
Yarr's bane
User avatar

Joined: Fri May 14, 2004 10:38 am
Posts: 6097
Murph wrote:
Vin Diesel may or may not be closely related to Donkey Kong, but he is definitely an unlockable character in Mario Kart.

(I find these very amusing btw :D )







I'M CRYING OVER HERE LOL

_________________
Job 10: 20
The mikey's have a plan. Djay isn't all powerful.
Image
Top
 Profile  
 
arlania
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 2:52 pm 
Posts way too much
Posts way too much
User avatar

Joined: Fri Dec 24, 2004 4:32 am
Posts: 2168
Location: Drifting in the breeze.
seriously im laughing really hard right now :P

_________________
Image
Top
 Profile  
 
Bladenic
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 3:17 pm 
Too Weak
Too Weak

Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:31 pm
Posts: 151
Lol, some are funny. Is that like a huge Vin Diesel hate site? I want a Paris Hilton hate site!!!
Top
 Profile  
 
Murph
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 3:20 pm 
Decent Challenge
Decent Challenge
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 02, 2004 12:42 am
Posts: 569
Location: PA
All Spell Checkers are actually mini Vin Diesels inside your computer. This is possible due to the fact that when Vin Diesel is cut into pieces each piece becomes a smaller and more verbose Vin Diesel.

_________________
Image

Image
Top
 Profile  
 
Murph
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 3:23 pm 
Decent Challenge
Decent Challenge
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 02, 2004 12:42 am
Posts: 569
Location: PA
Vin Diesel paints the M's on M&Ms.

_________________
Image

Image
Top
 Profile  
 
Murph
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 3:30 pm 
Decent Challenge
Decent Challenge
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 02, 2004 12:42 am
Posts: 569
Location: PA
Vin Diesel is now the sun.

_________________
Image

Image
Top
 Profile  
 
Murph
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 3:33 pm 
Decent Challenge
Decent Challenge
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 02, 2004 12:42 am
Posts: 569
Location: PA
Vin Diesel has racked up over nine billion Flawless Victories in Mortal Kombat. Not as a character, he went into the game itself.

(I'm really bored at work as this is keeping me occupied for another 20 mins :wink: )

_________________
Image

Image
Top
 Profile  
 
Murph
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 3:35 pm 
Decent Challenge
Decent Challenge
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 02, 2004 12:42 am
Posts: 569
Location: PA
If you play Contra on NES and put in the infinite lives code, Vin Diesel will jump out of the TV, punch you in the face, call you a pussy for cheating, and steal every bag of potato chips you have.

_________________
Image

Image
Top
 Profile  
 
HitmanR
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 3:50 pm 
Easy Prey
Easy Prey

Joined: Fri Jul 30, 2004 11:01 pm
Posts: 356
murph is just trying to postcount + 5

_________________
Image

Image

Yarr wrote:
Severus is loser, what a shocking new broadcast.


Cyntari wrote:
Darnit! I want it NOW!
Top
 Profile  
 
Murph
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 3:53 pm 
Decent Challenge
Decent Challenge
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 02, 2004 12:42 am
Posts: 569
Location: PA
I'm just enjoying sharing this with all of you ;) I can't find any more good ones, alot of them are pretty stupid.

_________________
Image

Image
Top
 Profile  
 
squintz
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 5:21 pm 
Creator of the Longest Thread!
User avatar

Joined: Sun May 23, 2004 6:53 pm
Posts: 327
Location: Iowa
can anybody else not access this site atm?

_________________
OMG!
Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 1 of 2
  [ 39 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2  Next

Board index » Community » Community Discussion


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 15 guests

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group