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 Post subject: FFXI story thread IV: Secrets Uncovered
PostPosted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 7:22 pm 
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FFXI story thread IV: Secrets Uncovered

The only reason I was in Den of Rancor was to pop a coffer. I just wanted to get it and leave. As I rounded a corner, a Tonberry spotted me and gave a sinister chuckle. Unprepared, I ran blindly in the opposite direction, swatting bats out of my path as I fled. Then suddenly I ran right through a fake wall. I could've sworn that fake wall wasn't there before. On the other side of that wall was ...

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The best looking galka I have ever seen. I was stunned by how good he looked. White hair, combed into points on his head, white armor reflecting in the dim torch light....

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...which meant it could have been any Galka in Vana'diel, save Metalmilitia. His ugliness knows no bounds. In any case, the Galka offered a choice...die outright, or...
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...pass through a portal to a dimension where everything is opposite...

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...I went with the obvious choice, to die outright. But then...

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... light reflected off their 100 gilded crotches...
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... light reflected off their 100 gilded crotches...


... the Tarutaru came from all sides, the light from the subligars like a rising sun enveloping the horizon. Their golden locks waved like wheat thrasing back, and forth, back and forth over the hills... and they al had said:

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Then proceeded to scream" ZERG RUSH!!! ekekekekekekkekekekkekekke (^-^)" and ran off to...

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...a bean burrito, he quickly ate it. 5 minute later he noticed something was..






Edit: happy now ike, go fucking die


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Whisp Stands shocked, at the sight of the 100 half nekkid tarus and ugly but sexy galka. he begins to wonder what....


u fail.. u ruined it.. your supossed to start from "and ordered"... you cant oreder a "Whisp Stands shocked"... god!
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we posted same time, now stop ruining the story more than it is

lani i and ike posted same time...
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we posted same time, now stop ruining the story more than it is


even then.. your post doesnt go with what lani said.. stop making excuses cause you suck
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...Abnormal with his complimentary cup of water. Removing the cap and gazing into the cup, he saw a Scubamoose, who then procceded to...

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.... A mithra with a Great Sword swung histarically at me, and as i ran for my life, heart pounding with every step...

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