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Matti

Post subject: Excuse generator.

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 9:49 am

The Mexican Reject

Joined: Wed Oct 27, 2004 9:18 am
Posts: 2121
Location: Spanking you from behind...

Link

I had to pick myself up off the floor I was laughing so hard at some of these. lol

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Matti

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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:17 am

The Mexican Reject

Joined: Wed Oct 27, 2004 9:18 am
Posts: 2121
Location: Spanking you from behind...

We have a winner!

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Whisp

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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:31 am

Onionhead

Joined: Thu May 20, 2004 6:38 pm
Posts: 7560
Location: Houston

haha great stuff
i have the urge to post the funny ones i made but people should just go makes some themselves

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RIP Shiloh - I'll never forget ya

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Iolanthe

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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:51 am

Incredibly Tough!

Joined: Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:53 pm
Posts: 1076
Location: In the pit with the basket of lotions.

err...yeah, I'd really love to post some of mine, but
I can't because I have to...

Pierce my burnt liver. :lol:

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Hobbes

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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:26 am

Decent Challenge

Joined: Wed Feb 09, 2005 2:06 am
Posts: 502
Location: You tell me.

The 2 best ones I got were:

Spank my canadian grandma.
Loosen my bulky banjo.

Funny stuff.

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Havok

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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:29 am

Easy Prey

Joined: Wed Sep 08, 2004 5:08 pm
Posts: 323
Location: Northern VA

I can't because I have to...

Free my floppy weasel :shock:

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Bob

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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:51 am

Too Weak

Joined: Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:40 pm
Posts: 57

I have to . . .

Revive my miserable grandma. :shock:

and the ultimate winner . . .

I have to . . .

cover my huge monkey :lol:

though, before you all hate me, I have to . . .

pierce my salty butt.

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Cyris

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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 1:26 pm

Too Weak

Joined: Tue Nov 09, 2004 8:02 pm
Posts: 56

chop my missing aunt :shock:

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Dmitry

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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 2:59 pm

Posts way too much

Joined: Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:41 pm
Posts: 3187
Location: Pennsylvania, USA

Water my scary butt

shave my demented muffin

and not for the faint of heart...

bury my deadly underpants :X

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[In Yarr we trust.]

Yarr wrote:

Ulgokiem sounds like the name of an anal STD. Why anyone even listens to that douche bag is beyond me.

Ponuh wrote:

i love how half of this thread is about racism in america and the other half is pictures of kittens

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Mikey

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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:05 pm

Yarr's bane

Joined: Fri May 14, 2004 10:38 am
Posts: 6097

Throw my yidish friend

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The mikey's have a plan. Djay isn't all powerful.

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Kory

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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:49 pm

Too Weak

Joined: Sun Jan 23, 2005 2:58 pm
Posts: 44

Scratch my fluffy buritto. :shock:

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Ryuuji

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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:35 pm

Easy Prey

Joined: Thu Jan 06, 2005 7:08 am
Posts: 245
Location: ON, Canada

Spank my husky pills
:lol:

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Milamber

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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:43 pm

Fishwader Miramblix

Joined: Wed Jun 23, 2004 2:01 pm
Posts: 965
Location: Going through bazaars in the market ward...

fight my canadian hamster. aka yarr

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Xiona

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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 5:12 pm

Youre a Crappy HNM like Roc or something

Joined: Sat Jul 10, 2004 1:33 am
Posts: 1290

rock my canadian dreadlocks

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Arrowyn

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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 6:43 pm

Samurai Princess

Joined: Sat Jul 31, 2004 2:10 am
Posts: 595
Location: L.A. / Bay Area

first i got was scratch my sneaky mailman!

oh and i have to kiss my lumpy legs

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Matti

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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 7:00 pm

The Mexican Reject

Joined: Wed Oct 27, 2004 9:18 am
Posts: 2121
Location: Spanking you from behind...

Arrowyn wrote:

oh and i have to kiss my lumpy legs

Ewww...

You forgot "Come back to FFXI." :wink:

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Arrowyn

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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 7:12 pm

Samurai Princess

Joined: Sat Jul 31, 2004 2:10 am
Posts: 595
Location: L.A. / Bay Area

Matti wrote:

Arrowyn wrote:

oh and i have to kiss my lumpy legs

Ewww...

You forgot "Come back to FFXI." :wink:

I can't right now because I have to spank my crazy weasel..mmhhmm.. I wish I could though.

and haha then I have to bury my canadian friend :twisted:

but yarr isn't my friend so who would that be?

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Hale

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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 7:51 pm

Decent Challenge

Joined: Fri Mar 25, 2005 8:54 pm
Posts: 465

I'd click on that link, but I have to...

GO MASTERBATE IN THE BATHROOM. Oh wait.

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Kaylia

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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:12 pm

Posts way too much

Joined: Thu Oct 28, 2004 10:31 am
Posts: 3267

I jump my sloppy donkey.

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Saladhead

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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:33 pm

Too Weak

Joined: Thu Feb 24, 2005 4:31 pm
Posts: 61

... bathe my flaming friend

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75BRD/37WHM

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Kametatsu

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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:14 am

Easy Prey

Joined: Tue Nov 09, 2004 3:37 pm
Posts: 225
Location: Waughroon Shrine, being Mashed by Maat

i gotta...

eat my inner child O.o

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And I still lost /cry

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Milamber

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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:25 am

Fishwader Miramblix

Joined: Wed Jun 23, 2004 2:01 pm
Posts: 965
Location: Going through bazaars in the market ward...

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Shadowstalker

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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:23 am

Youre a Crappy HNM like Roc or something

Joined: Tue Jun 22, 2004 4:22 pm
Posts: 1302
Location: Davenport, IA

Lose my new ointment.

Jump my inbred mom. (hahahahahaha)

cuddle my upset chicken

study my huge ego

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Metalmilitia

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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:15 am

Youre a Crappy HNM like Roc or something

Joined: Thu May 20, 2004 10:52 pm
Posts: 1255
Location: somewhere out there

pop my squishy sausage

bury my deady underpants

Shave my canadian butt....

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Lazyazn

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Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 2:51 am

Even Match

Joined: Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:16 pm
Posts: 622
Location: Over There

Hypnotize my Canadian Brother

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