Let's face it, thousands of people kill themselves everyday. Many are guilt ridden, trapped in an unloving relationship, or have become overwhelmed by the futility of life. While we fully understand the need to put an end to things, there is simply no excuse for being impolite. True gentlemen know that it takes careful planning to ensure that your special day is pulled off with just the right mixture of class, manners, and courtesy. We've compiled some essential advice to ensure that your suicide will be remembered for its refined execution. Remember to keep these words of wisdom in your mind at all times: "suicide isn't about me, it's about everyone but me".

Going out with a sense of class.

haha nice one Matti, I'll definately make sure to dress as a clown

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Im following Tip 520 on this one.

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COBRA KAI DOJO NEVER DIES
RIP Shiloh

That was quite funny, however, this is how I would commit suicide.

1. Take your best shotgun, 12 guage would be sufficient.
2. Enter a crowded area...if you live in a crowded city like New York or something, you can go downtown and this would be good. Maybe in a crowded store or something would be cool.
3. With loaded shotgun in hand, scream at the top of your longs "I HAVE AIDS"
4. Pull the trigger.

I know at least one crazy fuck here who can really use this lol

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Job 10: 20
The mikey's have a plan. Djay isn't all powerful.

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