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 Post subject: Midget discovers cure for midgetism, grows tall
PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 8:12 am 
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Midget Discovers Cure for Midgetism, Grows Tall

London, England (AP) -- Dwayne Lansford of the Staffordshire Analytical Laboratories in London, England has put his own research to practical use. Eighteen months ago he and a team of scientists isolated the gene, EFx2, that encodes for an enzyme that suppresses the human growth hormone (HGH). Sixteen months later his team of scientists developed a partial blocker that disallows free expression of EFx2. Dwayne Lansford is himself a midget. With permission from the London Royal Scientific Ethics Committee (LoRSEC) he has injected himself with the partial blocker and within 2 months he has grown from 4'3" to a whopping 5'6". Once approved for commercial use, this discovery may pave the way for the roughly 115,000 midgets in England to "rise up." France is already busy preparing their own version of the drug. The only side effect recorded thus far is that some body parts, particularly the penis and testes, retain their midget size.


hmm he should have stayed a midget, poor guy

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hehe, this is mostly good news i guess

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hehe, this is mostly good news i guess



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hhahahha ROFL midget penises

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lol.

I would like to see a picture tho. I've the feeling he will just look like a giant midget.

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do you know how much itd hurt to grow like a foot in 2 months haha

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i totally made that up lol

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i totally made that up lol

nice. \:D/

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Dwayne Lansford of the Staffordshire Analytical Laboratories in London, England


This gave it away for me,

lol nonetheless.

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Midget Grows Tall, Still Has Midget Sized Penis
lolololol

another thing to give it away is "midget" term is politically incorrect now, supposedly

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lol whisp


AWESOME

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This gave it away for me,

lol nonetheless.

i shoulda put the province/state or whatever the hell its called, but i dont know it

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Sounds like something I'd find on yahoo news. lol

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