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Jimbean
 Post subject: this guys is my idol (link is semi -NSFW)
PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:56 pm 
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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/02 ... ract1.html

take that b*tches! haha pwnd

edit: btw, before anyone flames me about this, it's a joke about him being my idol, I find the whole thing quite disturbing

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By the end of the first day of each quarter you are to choose your "pet name" that you want me to call you by. Your choice must meet my approval, and noncompliance will be a 20 GBD loss.


20 GBD loss if she chooses a name he doesn't like? I wonder how many she would lose if she didn't follow the sleepwear or shaving instructions...
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I dunno, but it's gotta be a lot, and it states that if she can't cover the gbd losses than she is considered uncompliant and will be tied to the bed naked everynight whilst he does whatever he pleases to her until she gives a heartfelt apology and expresses her wishes to return to a state of complacency

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Jimbean wrote:
I dunno, but it's gotta be a lot, and it states that if she can't cover the gbd losses than she is considered uncompliant and will be tied to the bed naked everynight whilst he does whatever he pleases to her until she gives a heartfelt apology and expresses her wishes to return to a state of complacency

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Yea I read that part and I just said to myself: "Wow." in the wtf -form of way. Kidnapping charges and child pornography charges means he'll be signing his own marriage contract in prison real soon haha.
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This isn't normal?

Did you see the letters at the headers? haha
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the thing that kept sticking in my head while reading all the pages is how she wound up married to him in the first place, I wonder if he was like some normal sweet ncie dude and the minute they were legally binded he decided to flip the script on her or what. Otherwise I don't see how any woman in her right mind would marry a guy like this to begin with

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I actually felt demeaned while reading that contract. I can't believe that a person like that exists! I can't even imagine what life would be like for a woman who had to follow that, and where is the clause on divorce?
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I actually felt demeaned while reading that contract. I can't believe that a person like that exists! I can't even imagine what life would be like for a woman who had to follow that, and where is the clause on divorce?


No more talking. You lose 5 GBDs. now go to your room.






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Did you see the letters at the headers? haha


Yeah, I noticed those...I want that FN font lol.
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Did you see the letters at the headers? haha


Yeah, I noticed those...I want that FN font lol.


I'll send it to you in a sec.
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I actually felt demeaned while reading that contract. I can't believe that a person like that exists! I can't even imagine what life would be like for a woman who had to follow that, and where is the clause on divorce?


No more talking. You lose 5 GBDs. now go to your room.


Hahah brutal!
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Matti wrote:
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I actually felt demeaned while reading that contract. I can't believe that a person like that exists! I can't even imagine what life would be like for a woman who had to follow that, and where is the clause on divorce?


No more talking. You lose 5 GBDs. now go to your room.






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lolololol nice

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Sunshine, I hope you remember your pen tonight.

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I hope you remember yours too..this goes both ways, my dear. Be prepared to serve!
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This is really sicko for this man to do. It is really got out of hands. :shock:

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I hope you remember yours too..this goes both ways, my dear. Be prepared to serve!


But when a woman does something like this it seems so sexy. lol

If a man says "You're my sex slave" then he's a womanizer and objectifying women. If a woman says the same then she's just cool as hell. haha
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Matti wrote:
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I hope you remember yours too..this goes both ways, my dear. Be prepared to serve!


But when a woman does something like this it seems so sexy. lol

If a man says "You're my sex slave" then he's a womanizer and objectifying women. If a woman says the same then she's just cool as hell. haha


unless she's 7'2, 500lbs, and has a full beard...

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Matti wrote:
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I hope you remember yours too..this goes both ways, my dear. Be prepared to serve!


But when a woman does something like this it seems so sexy. lol

If a man says "You're my sex slave" then he's a womanizer and objectifying women. If a woman says the same then she's just cool as hell. haha


lol Im happy to know im the only one who thinks this.

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Jimbean wrote:
Matti wrote:
Sunshine wrote:
I hope you remember yours too..this goes both ways, my dear. Be prepared to serve!


But when a woman does something like this it seems so sexy. lol

If a man says "You're my sex slave" then he's a womanizer and objectifying women. If a woman says the same then she's just cool as hell. haha


unless she's 4'2, 500lbs, and has a full beard...


fixed that haha

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mother fucker how do i erase something i posted (whole reply)

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I dont know, theres a delete button for me on every post lol.

just edit it to (delete me yarr) and ill delete it if you want.

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I can't do anything in this sectiopn of the forums, sorry. lol
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That is seriously messed up. :shock:

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I wonder if she gets GBDs for having "friends" over.
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