OK so this whole article is pretty funny. I mean people falling into giant pits of sht? You cant make that up.
Although when I got to the end (bolded) I noticed that they talk about an actual fatality.... Fatality by pooo.... lol Im probably going to get hit by a plain dropping a frozen pile of crap on my head, but whatever, I thought it was funny haha.
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articl ... 24-ON.html
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Cesspool swallows 3 neighbors
Associated Press
Apr. 24, 2006 07:00 AM
HUNTINGTON, N.Y. - A 71-year-old man who went outside in the rain to pick up the Sunday newspaper plunged into a cesspool in his front yard, and his son and neighbor were sucked in when they tried to help.
The victims escaped, two with the help of firefighters, covered in raw sewage but not badly hurt.
Andrew Palladino said the soggy ground, soaked by two days of rain, gave way outside his Long Island home: "I walked across the lawn, and all of a sudden I disappeared." advertisement
He yelled to his wife for help, and she threw a rope and called their son, Dan, who lives with them. The son said the scene "was like a horror picture."
A neighbor who heard the commotion ran over to help - but the ground gave way again, swallowing him and the son. The neighbor crawled out and passers-by tried to hold onto the others until the Huntington Fire Department arrived.
Firefighters secured the ground, lassoed Palladino and his son and dragged them out.
It's not the first time a cesspool - a pit that collects waste from toilets and sinks - has swallowed someone in Huntington.
In 2001, a man practicing archery in the backyard with his two children died when his cesspool caved in and consumed him. And in 1998, a Huntington Station man was rescued after he fell 65 feet into one