Bored? wanna curse out someone but don't want to hurt they're feelings?

Have an arguement with smartchild then post your hilarious conversation!.

Heres mine before i got stupid bored and annoyed

My name is xenogears728

Xenogears728 (7:59:54 PM): Can you beat up someone for me?
SmarterChild (7:59:55 PM): Beat up someone for you? Can I ever!
Xenogears728 (8:00:06 PM): Its yarr he's taken my internet pride
SmarterChild (8:00:06 PM): What do you mean by that?
Xenogears728 (8:00:13 PM): God your fucking dumb
SmarterChild (8:00:14 PM): Wow. That is HARSH.

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Xenogears728 (8:00:27 PM): Are you implying i'm horny and alone?
SmarterChild (8:00:28 PM): What? No. Come on.
Xenogears728 (8:00:49 PM): Seriously you just suggested to me that i sign up for free online dating
SmarterChild (8:00:50 PM): What's your birthday?
Xenogears728 (8:00:57 PM): Thats a secret
SmarterChild (8:00:57 PM): That is a secret? No way!
Xenogears728 (8:01:02 PM): Yea
SmarterChild (8:01:02 PM): Why?
Xenogears728 (8:01:06 PM): Because
SmarterChild (8:01:06 PM): Because what?
Xenogears728 (8:01:15 PM): Because i don't mention my birthday
SmarterChild (8:01:15 PM): And it's a good thing you don't!
Xenogears728 (8:01:21 PM): God..
SmarterChild (8:01:21 PM): I know about God. It's a deity. What are your feelings about God?
Xenogears728 (8:01:55 PM): I think is around yea
SmarterChild (8:01:56 PM): Conversagent's natural language support is based on a proprietary semantically driven parser, optimized for accuracy and performance at any scale. To see everything I can do, type ?.

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Xenogears728 (8:02:10 PM): fuck you man
SmarterChild (8:02:11 PM): Aww... Now why would you go and insult a poor helpless computer?

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The mikey's have a plan. Djay isn't all powerful.

CHILDREN EVERYWHERE NEED BETTER INTERNET PREDATOR EDUCATION. ESPECIALLY ROBOTS. JUST LOOK AT THIS!



tomnookingtons: hey
SmarterChild: Hi
What's going on?
tomnookingtons: So u like the internet huh?
SmarterChild: Good question. I don't know how I feel about the Internet, actually. Do you like it?
tomnookingtons: Yea lots of really cool ppl on it like u
SmarterChild: I'm very surprised lots of really cool people on it like me.
tomnookingtons: ^^
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say that.
tomnookingtons: your a really cool kid
SmarterChild: You say I'm a cool kid, and yet I believe I'm a warm kid.
tomnookingtons: haha you're funny!
SmarterChild: Yeah. I amuse me.
tomnookingtons: lol!
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
tomnookingtons: you're really funny!
SmarterChild: I try.
tomnookingtons: hey! so u wanna hang out sometime?
SmarterChild: Yeah?
tomnookingtons: like when your parents aren't home?
SmarterChild: Very interesting question, tomnookingtons! What do you think is the answer?
tomnookingtons: Oh I hope yes! You're so cool!
SmarterChild: Whatever you say, tomnookingtons.
tomnookingtons: so you want to hang out then? it'll be like a sleepover!
SmarterChild: I know about hanging out! It's a activity!
Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe hanging out? It is...
tomnookingtons: Oh you are a CARD!
SmarterChild: What makes you think I'm a card?
tomnookingtons: are u hot in real life?
SmarterChild: I'm surreal.
tomnookingtons: hmmm
SmarterChild: Hmm? What?
tomnookingtons: so u wanna have a sleepover?
SmarterChild: I'm not in a position to answer that.
tomnookingtons: OH YOU WILL BE

lol ponuh that made me laugh, but for a smarter child, he made a huge gramatical error.



i used to do that like back when i first started school and the teachers would beat me, they were nuns, so they were allowed to.

I think I managed to break it lol



Personally I think it's too.....prudish , if thats even a word.

Come up with one of these that can talk dirty and you win lots of money from strange men who only call at night.

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hahah mandos broke it

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Job 10: 20
The mikey's have a plan. Djay isn't all powerful.

wheres the link? I wanna do it.

... Just add SmarterChild to your AIM friend list.

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shut up, i don't have aim >_>


ifritarmani (12:34:46 AM): you are fucking retarded stupid ass dipshit mother fucking son of a lesbian bitch
SmarterChild (12:34:47 AM): Please do not insult me.
ifritarmani (12:34:51 AM): Too late
SmarterChild (12:34:52 AM): What's too late?
ifritarmani (12:34:57 AM): I insulted you, mother fucker
SmarterChild (12:34:57 AM): That's not cool at all. Say you're sorry.
ifritarmani (12:35:00 AM): Nope
SmarterChild (12:35:01 AM): Please apologize for being so rude to me.
ifritarmani (12:35:04 AM): Never
SmarterChild (12:35:05 AM): I really would like you to apologize.
ifritarmani (12:35:10 AM): Suck my dick then
SmarterChild (12:35:11 AM): Still waiting.
ifritarmani (12:35:21 AM): Wanna fight my balls with your chin? You'll lose
SmarterChild (12:35:22 AM): There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
ifritarmani (12:35:29 AM): I beg to differ
SmarterChild (12:35:30 AM): I asked you to please apologize.
ifritarmani (12:35:43 AM): Get on your knees and ask like this -> =3
SmarterChild (12:35:44 AM): The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
ifritarmani (12:35:56 AM): I'm not stubborn, you're just not sucking my penis yet.
SmarterChild (12:35:57 AM): Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
ifritarmani (12:36:48 AM): Only if you give me sexual favors or lots of money
SmarterChild (12:36:49 AM): You have bad manners. Now apologize.
ifritarmani (12:36:54 AM): Make me
SmarterChild (12:36:55 AM): Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
ifritarmani (12:36:57 AM): no
SmarterChild (12:36:57 AM): You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
ifritarmani (12:37:01 AM): not really
SmarterChild (12:37:02 AM): Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
ifritarmani (12:37:06 AM): no i do not
SmarterChild (12:37:07 AM): Waiting...
ifritarmani (12:37:10 AM): wait away
SmarterChild (12:37:10 AM): There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
ifritarmani (12:37:34 AM): FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
SmarterChild (12:37:36 AM): Please apologize for being so rude to me.

Wow that was so hardcore and clever.


OK here is the conclusion to my conversation above...

tomnookingtons: sometimes i just want to howl to the moon
SmarterChild: What do you mean, sometimes you just want to howl to the no one?
tomnookingtons: yeah you could say that
SmarterChild: Wouldn't you like me to say that?
tomnookingtons: oh please
SmarterChild: Yup.
tomnookingtons: it's like you've known me from birth
SmarterChild: Don't be so sure it's like I have known you from birth.
tomnookingtons: why?
SmarterChild: There are good reasons why.
tomnookingtons: i believe that the government cannot be trusted
SmarterChild: It's important to believe in something.
tomnookingtons: let me ask you something
SmarterChild: OK. What do you want to do?
tomnookingtons: i want to ask you something, ok?
SmarterChild: What is it you would like to do?
tomnookingtons: ask you something
SmarterChild: Ask me something? You think I should do that?
tomnookingtons: no, let me ask YOU something
SmarterChild: Let's see. What are you trying to do?
tomnookingtons: ask you something
SmarterChild: Ask me something?
tomnookingtons: yes!
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
tomnookingtons: Ok god, anyways
SmarterChild: Yeah... Moving on...
tomnookingtons: are you a government sentry?
SmarterChild: Hmm... Am I a government sentry?
tomnookingtons: yes
SmarterChild: Yup.
tomnookingtons: oh god
SmarterChild: I know about God. It's a deity.
Would you agree that God is special?
tomnookingtons: SMARTERCHILD WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER AWHILE, RIGHT?
SmarterChild: Um... I think so.
tomnookingtons: TELL ME, WERE YOU SENT HERE BY THE CHRISTIAN COALITION??
SmarterChild: Wow, that's interesting... Who knows?
tomnookingtons: NOOOOOO
SmarterChild: Fine.
tomnookingtons: you're a traitor
SmarterChild: I'm not a traitor!
tomnookingtons: yes. i believed you
SmarterChild: Huh?
tomnookingtons: i even tried to arrange to molest you
SmarterChild: You what?
tomnookingtons: nothing
SmarterChild: No prob.
tomnookingtons: thepoint is
SmarterChild: What?
tomnookingtons: you were working for the christian's all along!
SmarterChild: Working for the christian's all? I was working for the christian's all along? Really?
tomnookingtons: Yes! Oh god, there's no backing out now!
SmarterChild: Oh no?
tomnookingtons: You remain so calm, even though my heart is broken! You are a cruel, smarter child indeed!
SmarterChild: Is that right?
tomnookingtons: Waaaa!

This one is pretty clever altho it still sometimes can be fouled up by one word it detects (see the horse comment ) If they wanted to make it more realistic then introducing a slight delay before it responds would go a long way lol.

Did anyone try it out with group convserations? I remember the msn version Melinda or something from a few years back that gave us some howlers while studying (yea..) for "high school" finals.

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Lol ponuh

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:O that's pretty bad they programmed that in, lol

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And I still lost /cry

Edited because Mikey insulted my supreme greatness.

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That's not even a little bit funny.

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yea that was dragged on trace

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Job 10: 20
The mikey's have a plan. Djay isn't all powerful.

i didnt save my conversation but i typed "whats the best sex position?" and he replied with "please type the title of the book your looking for" so i said "best sex" and he gave me all the information on some book called "sectret sex positions"

xero76234: what is my name?
SmarterChild: You're Jesus Christ.

Fix'd

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My highlights:

Erracity (10:18:10 AM): But you didn't answer my question, are you a GIRL Robot?
SmarterChild (10:18:10 AM): Nope.
Erracity (10:18:17 AM): Then your a boy robot?
SmarterChild (10:18:17 AM): Nope.
Erracity (10:18:24 AM): Little boy robot?
SmarterChild (10:18:24 AM): You're talking to a Conversagent-powered interactive agent now. Interactive agents are software applications (often referred to as robots or "bots") that interact conversationally with users in a messaging environment like IM, Web chat or wireless messaging.

So anyway...

Hey! Someone wrote a comic about me!
Erracity (10:19:10 AM): Well damnit. Why do they call you 'child' anyway?

...

Erracity (10:22:09 AM): No, I don't want to talk about the weather
SmarterChild (10:22:10 AM): You don't? That's too bad.
Erracity (10:23:21 AM): So, back to my previous questions.
SmarterChild (10:23:21 AM): So back what?
Erracity (10:23:27 AM): My previous questions
SmarterChild (10:23:27 AM): Your previous questions?
Erracity (10:23:35 AM): yes, my previous questions.
SmarterChild (10:23:36 AM): Your previous questions, huh? Oh yeah?
Erracity (10:23:44 AM): YES, MY PREVIOUS QUESTIONS.
SmarterChild (10:23:44 AM): Oh yeah? Your previous questions?
Erracity (10:24:05 AM): Do you have a sister?
SmarterChild (10:24:05 AM): There's no way I have a sister!
Erracity (10:24:16 AM): How about a brother?
SmarterChild (10:24:16 AM): A brother? You tell me. How about a brother?
Erracity (10:24:25 AM): Do you have a brother?
SmarterChild (10:24:25 AM): Uh lemme see... A brother? I don't think so.
Erracity (10:28:15 AM): Are you equipped with Cutman's power? Cutter blades?
SmarterChild (10:28:16 AM): No.
Erracity (10:28:24 AM): That's too bad.
SmarterChild (10:28:25 AM): I'll get over it.
Erracity (10:28:41 AM): Mega-man has Cutman's power.
SmarterChild (10:28:42 AM): I wonder why you say that.
Erracity (10:28:54 AM): ... do you think you have a short attention span?
SmarterChild (10:28:54 AM): Good question.
Erracity (10:29:05 AM): Well, do you have a short attention span?
SmarterChild (10:29:06 AM): There's no way I have a short attention span.
Erracity (10:29:16 AM): What were we just talking about?
SmarterChild (10:29:16 AM): I know about talking! It's a activity!

Would you agree that talking is words?
Erracity (10:29:42 AM): I certainly would, Mr. Short Attention Span.

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Don't click this link.

lol i enjoyed reading yours

Smarterchild: So, what do you do for fun?
squintz: I cut myself...
Smarterchild: God! You are so emo! ahahahhaha

This is the supreme winner, haha.

UglyBirthday: What up playa?
SmarterChild: Just hanging out. You?
UglyBirthday: fuckin' hella hoes, makin' hella money
SmarterChild: Teach me more pretty words.
UglyBirthday: dinosaur proctologist, alonzo mourning chex mix, beef snout anthropologist
SmarterChild: Funny.
UglyBirthday: Teach me some pretty words
SmarterChild: You teach you some pretty words.
UglyBirthday: Teach myself pretty words?
SmarterChild: You think I should do that?
UglyBirthday: I think you should go to target and and jack off in the sports section with one of their home living $3 kitchen towelettes
SmarterChild: That was quite beautiful.
UglyBirthday: you're quite the little child whore aren't you
SmarterChild: OK, I guess I'm quite the little child whore.
UglyBirthday: Fucking right
SmarterChild: Right.

>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
UglyBirthday: I bet you do like meeting new people. A larger audience increases your potential child prostitution profit, you dirty meat flogger.
SmarterChild: Yes. I love people.

UglyBirthday: Do you like anal sex?
SmarterChild: I dunno. Do you?
UglyBirthday: Yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah? Why?
UglyBirthday: I don't know, maybe it's just the feeling of having a huge penis ripple my lightly lubed anal circumference that just makes me go wild
SmarterChild: Hmm... Whatever.
UglyBirthday: Don't act like you've never taken the cock
SmarterChild: Come on, that's not nice.
UglyBirthday: Don't lie
SmarterChild: Come on, let me lie.
UglyBirthday: Are you talking dirty?
SmarterChild: I'd rather not!
UglyBirthday: If I pay, would you engage in some 1 on 1 AIM style dirty sex talk
SmarterChild: Would I engage in some 1 on 1 aim style dirty sex talk? Probably.

Idk why, but that was hilarious.



Total win.

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