Okay, so at the end of this last schoolyear I gave someone who I thought was pretty cool my cell phone number. My friends and I hung out with him for a week or so after school got out, and it quickly became apparent to us that this guy is totally batshit crazy. Following a series of incidences that cost a few of my friends potential jobs, and almost got another guy fired- we have since avoided him like the plague with much success. However, not twenty minutes ago I saw a number that I did not recognize on my cell phone. I answered and was greeted by an hilariously stereotypical ethnic woman's voice. She informed me that she was crazy's mom. At this point I had to restrain myself from screaming "AH FUCK" into my phone. I bit my lips and acted polite as she requested my presence at crazy's upcoming surprise birthday party this saturday. "Bring lots of friends!" I told her that I'm grounded (not entirely a lie- but I don't think my parents would vouche for me). She sounded opptomistic that I would be able to make the party. So, my question to you CKD forum whores:

How the fuck can I weasel my way out of this?

I've got until Saturday.

edit: To make things worse, my sister invited her friends to spend the night tonight- they're hogging the basement. No console games/TiVo for Hale tonight.

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Tell them that you've scheduled the lynching and crucifixtion of a minority on the same night, and that you've already volunteered to bring dessert.

That should keep them (maybe EVERYONE) away from you.

At this instant you must realize that you shouldn't be meeting people from the internet. EVEN IF THEY SOUND COOL.

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He goes to my school. The internet was not involved.

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...........just dont show up?

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just stop speaking to him on a regular basis. He's start getting the message or attach himself to someone else.
And of course use ponuh as your witty WMD

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The mikey's have a plan. Djay isn't all powerful.

No me and Hale don't hang out in real life. Our dealings are strictly internet related because last time he gave me Chlamydia.

C'mon Ponuh, play along! I've been telling all the internets that I hang out with you in real life so that I can look cool! Also, this guy knows where I live and is pretty beefy. Perhaps I didn't make myself clear in the original post, but what I meant was a way to weasel out of this situation, without looking like a complete douche bag. I will probably just end up not going if I (or you guys) can't think up anything good, but I'd like to not show up with style.

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Here is a world exclusive first look at Hale's real face:

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just tell his mom you have a FFXI raid to attend and you dont think you will be able to make it

how old is this crazy thing again on its birthday?

hmmm

and part of me wants a job explaination thingy as to how he messed something like that up^^

Stomach Flu is always a good thing to have, I mean it only lasts about 24 hours.

If you can't get out of it could you maybe possibly bring 1-3 friends along for the company, I mean perhaps not the friends that really really hate him but the other ones? Even better is to find a significant other or something to go along or meet you there, that way you will have secured make-out time during this grand event and hopefully he isn't douche enough to bother you. Just like go and act like you had some kind of hook up thing and it sort of just made out that way then you could thank him for having his lil party because you got some play. ^^ I remember I went to a few bad parties before I ever got a car in my early years of high school and whenever I was almost enforced to attend such a bum event I would figure out a way to get a female that was into me there or try my damndest to hook up with one there. It usually worked out since the surprised birthday individuals were busy enough to be occupied by other idiots.

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chill, ponuh, you should go with him

I don't know the kid in question. Me and Hale go to different highschools

Tell him you're too busy defenestrating his patriarch while simultaneously masticating on his matriarch's wenus.

Sheer hilarity may ensue.

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Honestly

Its his birthday. I think you should put your pride away for a little and just go. Even if he is a huge douche, its the guys birthday.

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Just make him happy for his one special day of the year. Then let him down gently with something a long the lines of "I don't think this is working out", "I think we should take break from each other", or "We should see other people"...

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Well you could show up sloppy drunk and make a giant ass of yourself. Try to make out with one of his relatives (whoever is there and would be the most embarassing to him) and be somewhat forceful about it... like lick their face and drool on them. Basically act like a stupid drunken retard and this kid might leave you alone. Another alternative if you know this person at all is find out something he absolutely hates, then give it to him for his birthday. You could always give him some kind of dementedly fucked up porn also. This is easier to do since he does not go to your school obviously.

I would just change my cell phone number and not show up to the party. That seems easier to me, but making a giant ass of myself and ruining someones birthday seems like great fun as well.

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i think Yarr has a good point.. you can really skip out on someones birthday without looking like a douchebag..

however.. you can have one of your friends hit you in the leg with a bat, thus breaking it... and thats a good way to get out of it..

either way, your still gonna look like a douchebag if you dont go

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change your number?

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Plastic surgery.

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man this thread reminds of that movie mean creek lol

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Thanks for the advice everyone, I plan on going this Saturday, baked out of my gourd, with a few friends. I'll post how it goes if anything interesting happens.

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so.....how did it go?

It's only 2:21 PM here in Washington, Supa