"People play these games and see these sexy elves, but they don't ever get to see the elves have sex," he said. "A lot of people try to roleplay in the game, but I decided to bring it out into the real world and do it right."

I love interviews with porn kings, because this is how they look at things. Like, "so I was looking at this flower vase and thought to myself... hmm... there aren't enough sex scenes involving a flower vase, I'll have to fix that."