My g/f hates vday as much as I do, i didn't buy her shit, we barely even hung out cuz I worked.

And apparently, working on valentines day in the rain doesn't warrant more than a $1 tip. FUCK YOU RICH SCOTTSDALE ASSHOLES!!!

I still had sex when I got home, it was glorious.

Wrong...simply wrong!

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Not this time, nancy-boy!

hhaahahh!

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Job 10: 20
The mikey's have a plan. Djay isn't all powerful.

What's wrong with some fantastic love making? haha

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Don't click this link.

The fact that Denchi is involved with the whole process is what makes it so very wrong.

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COBRA KAI DOJO NEVER DIES
RIP Shiloh

My v-day was decent, we didn't hang out on the actual day but the day before, i bought her a Guess purse and she bought me Emporio Armani sunglasses, what a trade-off! I don't mind these days as much as i used to, back in high school it used to be such a bitch and people show off way too much, but now it's something common.

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i had sex, didn't get off tho. whiskey dick ; ;

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Oh no you didn't. Yarr...seriously, I'll need some counselling when you get home. hahaha

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Not this time, nancy-boy!

Man...that's the worst. I've had many failed attempts thanks to whiskey dick lol. It's embarassing if it's your first time with that girl. That happened to me not too long ago.

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You guys need to stop blaming Wisky.

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COBRA KAI DOJO NEVER DIES
RIP Shiloh

lol

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The only time I have had anything like that happen when I was trashed drunk. I suddenly during the middle of fucking had to piss really bad... like out of nowhere my bladder was screaming for relief. That pretty much ruined the moment for me. I literally had to pull out and run to the toilet, I have never had to pee that bad even on 5+ hour car rides. Then of course the standing over the toilet to piss during an erection fun happened.. and of course I was so smashed I pissed all over the place.

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75 BRD with a bunch of subjobs

Probably on yourself too yey!

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While this conversation is in the "toilet" (hehe). I'd like to point out how hilarious it is when I see people pissing in a toilet during an erection on movies...mostly because that is one of my least favorite things ever (I often wake up and have to do it). I think the "Me Myself and Irene" displayed it the best lol.

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Yeah its hard enough standing over the toilet and trying to aim it in with morning wood when you are half awake. Add in that I was smashed and had problems keeping my balance.. I kinda fell forward and hit my forehead on the tank of the toilet and pissed everywhere. Was traumatic. I have thankfully never had that problem outside of that one incident. It would have been far worse if I pissed on her and my bed though.

I hear when geeked that people have problems getting it up. I have only screwed my ex a few times when I was coked up and I didn't have that problem. That and you can have problems getting off on XTC but thats due to MDMA being a stimulant.

edit: Any Hallmark corporate invention holiday deserves to be in the crapper in my opinion. Its a damn joke invented to make money off of morons who don't regularly do anything romantic for their girlfriend anyways. I think I despised Valentines Day more when I had a gf, just due to the fact I was expected to buy her something. Takes out the element of surprise and its less spontaneous.

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My ex and I used to do that a lot (long ago). It was seriously the best combination ever. No problems at all.



I didn't like sex on that at all. My ex made me do it, and I wasn't in to it. I preferred just cuddling and making out. I can't explain why really...but they felt better than sex. The next morning however...sex was great lol.

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hold on, let me explain for everyone who is confusing the term (because it can be used interchangeably for both) when I use whiskey dick it means I'll have a raging erection for hours but I can't "finish". I think if I were to just go limpdick mid fuck I would call it e.d. or limpdick, or shydick, and prolly not make any mention of it on public forums. lol

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Thanks for clearing that up Jim.... umm... I think...

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COBRA KAI DOJO NEVER DIES
RIP Shiloh

sorry lol Denchi started it! /points at Denchi

/runs away

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What did i start?

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the nuclear holocaust

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So what is denchi?

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Denchi is a destroyer of worlds

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Every time a man wakes up with a boner and needs to shit, god laughs a hearty laugh.


This is how thunder is made.

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Some stories can't be told with words, some legends are meant to die

I destroyed a world. more like a Land.

AKA: i went to disneyland this weekend and kicked its ass.