the idea is that he had the son with Lois when he was depowered in Superman II.

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Oh yeah forgot about that detail of those movies. That is pretty funny how they made that workaround.

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Who would want to be superman if you couldn't sleep with a woman without killing her. Nevermind all the speeding bullet jokes!

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Im not huge on the history of superman. I dont know exactly how it would work. I mean its not like superman runs around blowing toilets up when he goes to the bathroom. Obviously he can control his movments to not kill people (hes not running around breaking every hand he shakes as CK). So IMO it should be something that he could phycially do, but he just shouldnt be able to have kids. Its like a Adult Man having sex with a Femail Monkey. Just because the parts line up, doesnt mean that they are going to have strange Monkey-Human children.

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then how was my little brother born ><

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Silly little mikey. He was created in the same type of test tube you were.

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You kinda get caught up in the act Yarr. It would be more difficult for him especially since as far as we know Supes is a virgin. For him it wouldn't be like holding back while shaking hands, only if sex wasn't pleasing at all to his race. I imagine it would be far more difficult. He takes a shit daily and pisses too. I am sure he had a period of adjustment there too. There is no history of Superman learning how to fuck a chick without breaking her in half on accident.

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...and this forum has truly reached a new low with an entire page devoted to how it would be impossible for Superman to reproduce. All he did was lace a condom with kryptonite. There, problem solved in this imaginary universe.

Ponuh you realize that would be like having a radio active condom right?

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best response to a poonage post ever?

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He could just fap into a jar like any other sperm donor.

superman's sperm would devour lois' egg long before the alien child had time to devour her womb

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Back to Eternus's thing on Spidey 3 and Venom, but. Venom is meant to start and wrap up in Spider-Man 3. It's going to be a quick thing, and dealt with fast.

He won't show up in the fourth one. It's surprising Venom is showing up in the movies at all, considering how vocal Avi Arad was about not having him in.

Id rather see Mysterio in the fourth movie. That would be fucking wicked. We already have seen Bruce Campbell playing an uncredited part of what everyone thinks is Quentin Beck. Id also like to see the Lizard, but they have already spoiled the original origins.

The original story was that Parker talked Jameson into flying him down to Florida to investigate a Lizard Monster. Its only half way through the story that we learn hes actually a man who has transformed. Its a pretty wicked origin and probably one of the best from the 60s.

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Yea, they can still use The Lizard. In fact, I'm personally fairly sure that's who they will use. And possibly Mysterio. So, I think your personal nerdgasm is likely to occur.

You don't think the Superbaby would hurt Lois with his kicking in the womb do you?

Yeah they are already showing signs of the Lizard as he was a doctor w/ a tied dyed shirt in the second movie. They obviously won't do the character totally like in the comics and it won't be the correct origin either. If they just do Venom for a few minutes in the 3rd and do not use him again, there will be a fairly decent outcry from the fanboys. Mysterio would work, but they would probably do that wrong as well.

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part 4 is gonna be all about carnage duh

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I saw a commerical for the new fantastic four movie. Just when I thought they couldn't do anything but improve on the first one (i didn't even watch all of it) they present that festering pile of feces.

What are you talking about? So far the Fantastic Four movie looks great! Silver Surfer is very very well animated and looks exactly like the comic version. I think Johny Storm AKA The Human Torch is perfectly cast. Reid and the Thing area so so and Susan Storm is horrible.

The fantasic four movie was crappy because it wasnt really a great example of the fantastic four. The comic is all about crazy cosmic and scientific problems. I mean sure they have their regular beat em up FF VS Dr. Doom issues, but really its all about the big problems for Fantastic Four.

Oh and the script\writing was really bad. Still, I have hopes that the Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer will be entertaining.

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The commercial aired during 24 and the surfer looked pretty cool. I don't know anything about F4, and I think I can say I usually like superhero movies even though they are mostly crap. I have still not seen Batman Begins.

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Considering he was weaker than most children for most of his life and the fact that the sun gives Superman his powers, no. In the womb, not exposed to the sun, the kid is just like any other baby. It's also why Clark himself was much weaker as a kid and why he gets stronger with age. Because of his exposure to the yellow sun. Krypton's sun was red, which is why on his home planet, Clark would have no powers if he were raised there.

So if Superman is flying through the universe and suddenly comes to a solar system with just red dwarfs he'll lose all power and die? I will stand by this statement: superman is a retarded comic character that shouldn't exist.

Seems you two have something in common then.

Its just a comic book ponuh! lol. Its fun

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