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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:10 am 
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Food Calories
Fried Mushrooms – 15 450
Bacon – 14 pieces 990
Onion rings – 18 1140
Ground Beef – 1/4 lb. 293
Corndogs – 2 540
Swiss Cheese – 4 slices 425
Provolone Cheese – 4 slices 397
Cheddar Cheese – 4 slices 455
Sliced Ham – 1/4 lb. 184
Sliced Turkey – 1/4 lb. 181
Pastrami – 1/4 lb. 394
Sliced Roast Beef – 1/4 lb. 200
Bratwurst – 1 510
Braunschweiger – 1/4 lb. 580
Wheat Bread – 1 lb. 1030
Lettuce – 1/2 head 25
Feta Cheese – 4 oz. 350
Italian Salad Dressing – 6 oz. 480
Oregeno – 50 grams 438
Salt & Pepper – 50 grams 0
Butter – 1/2 lb. 1600
Parmesan Cheese – 100 grams 465
Canola Oil – 154 Tbsp. 18,432
Total 29,559

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:57 am 
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thanks ponuh, im not going to be able to sleep tonight.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:21 am 
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:42 am 
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free T-shirt if you eat it?


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:14 am 
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I don't think i'd ever survive eating that

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:41 am 
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That would be enough food to last over a week O_O

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:02 am 
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I don't think i'd ever survive eating that



I dont think anyone would.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:30 am 
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http://yarrthepirate.com/v-web/bulletin/bb/viewtopic.php?t=8976&highlight=fat+airlift
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Well I could eat that sandwhich if it didn't have onions.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 8:07 am 
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how do you fit 154 tbsp. of oil into a sandwich?


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:43 am 
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Soak the bread in it.

I don't even know what Braunschweiger is but I think I could make a pretty solid attack on that sammich.

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I found all the pics of him giving thumbs up to the camera to be highly offensive

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This is my 4th month on Weight Gainer, i just can't seen to gain weight.

I have around 4 meals a day, i eat either a stack of 3 pankaces or scrambled eggs with potatoes (4 eggs, 2 medium sized potatoes). Lunch i eat rice, beans, steak or chicken, soft salad or plantains. After work i have a fruit snack, and either a very healthy sub or something like i had for lunch for dinner.

Been doing this + going to the gym for quite sometime now (i do skip a meal sometimes, but rarely)

I cant get fat, just doesnt seem possible right now, maybe this can help...

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:48 am 
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You have to wait until your metabolism slows down. Or you can remove your hypothalamus but I'm pretty sure that would kill you


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:03 am 
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kioto try: no gym, pizza for breakfast, burger king for lunch, taco bell for dinner. You will gain a ton of weight in no time

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:11 am 
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kioto try: no gym, pizza for breakfast, burger king for lunch, taco bell for dinner. You will gain a ton of weight in no time


and beer, lots of beer


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:18 am 
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Haha yeah i bet that would do the trick.

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That is the most disgusting sandwhich I have ever seen in my life. I wouldn't even take a bite out of it.

lol @ those ingredients. That dude must be high as fuck.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:47 pm 
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it's true, no one makes disgusting crazy food concoctions and thinks it's gonna be edible unless you're insanely high and have the crazy munchies, and judging by the long hair, hemp necklace and chinese eyes.. i'm gonna have to say that guy is def. friends with marijuana

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:23 pm 
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There's a place here in New Brunswick near Rutgers where you can basically get smaller wrapped up versions of that sandwich. Such concoctions as The Fat Bitch, The Fat Cat, The Fat Beddy Boy, etc can be found thar. These are sandwiches/wraps with things like multiple burgers, mozzarella sticks, fries, hot dogs, sausages, various meats/veggies, various sauces and mayos, etc thrown inside. It's not bad and it's not expensive either, but you have to throw away any care about eating something you REALLY shouldn't be eating.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:37 pm 
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I'm coming to Jersey one day and we're doing that

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Sounds fine, but you're buying. Also note I'm the most boring person on the planet in person and so I probably won't talk to you, but just stare blankly while we enjoy our sandwiches. I suggest you bring Mikey for entertainment, I hear he'd shit on his mother's face and murder his brother for the right price.

btw 1/3 of the female population of Rutgers U has at least 1 std. Take that as you will.

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Yes that has to be a bag of marijuana next to him that was photoshopped to look like a bag of rubberbands or miscellaneous cords.

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I'd really just like to kick the shit out of that purple lipped faggot because he's ruining the picture.

The sandwich gives me a boner. Screw you guys.

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Good god that is one insane sandwich!

Braunschwager isnt bad, its like an oversized vienna sausage in texture with a mild meat flavor lol

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Remey wrote:
Yes that has to be a bag of marijuana next to him that was photoshopped to look like a bag of rubberbands or miscellaneous cords.


I had that same thought lol, though I think the stash might be in the cardboard box

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