well this may be common knowledge, but I had no idea... last week i had no dryer sheets nor did i have any liquid fabric softener to put in the wash, the result was clothes that stuck to me in very inconveinet places that would electroshock the shit out of me as I took them off (and piss my cats off to no end as I electrocuted the shit out of their ears and noses while trying to be affectionate). Well, last night i awoke at about 3am to piss and was slighty hot so i took my shirt off, as i proceeded to strip in the dark i noticed a flurry of light blue sparks which reminded me of what happens when you chew wintogreen lifesavers in the dark. I never knew static electrity glowed in the dark, it was an a awesome experience i had to share with all of you.

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It's friggin winter and you're pissing shirtless because you're hot. That mystery>glowing static.

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Some stories can't be told with words, some legends are meant to die

well i've been fighting a 102 degree fever so that adds to it, plus my room is on the west side of the house which means it retains the most heat after the sun goes down, and the room is a square about 10 feet by 10 feet, 2 of the walls have a full baseboard heaters running across the bottom (which means what might be slightly "cool" for the rest of the house ends up being a fucking sauna in my room). AND I'm 250+ lbs.

mystery of me getting hot in the middle of the night unveiled.

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Wintogreen lifesavers glow in the dark when you chew them?! Well, where the hell have I been.

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lol milly <3

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Can you prove that statement of why your room would be on the west side of the house, and why the house would have 2 walls with baseboard heaters all on one side of the house?

Mystery un-unveiled!!!

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Jimbean do you do your own laundry?

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COBRA KAI DOJO NEVER DIES
RIP Shiloh

yah, my mom's disabled and the rest of my immediate family is dead + no steady gf = jimbean does his and his mom's laundry lol

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lol ahh, I noticed the static light when i started doing laundry.

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COBRA KAI DOJO NEVER DIES
RIP Shiloh

haha that's awesome

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i noticed when i sleep with a blanket that just came out of the dryer.

i do my own laundry and dont get staticed BUT there is a supermarket near me that has some kind of buit of charge thing on it, you can watch hundreds of people go past and all get a static shock at the same point. I'm quite scared of that aisle (it's clothes I thnk )

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