You're all just fucking sick. :|

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Dark is banned from ever touching my computer again.

which technically isn't a question, but by the look in his eye you know he's asking you something. He nudges you with his elbow. "What?" you ask him. He shows you something he crafted this morning: a furry ..

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...take an aspirin. You feel like you caught Grumbo's ass fever. "I used protection," you thought. You reach around back to squeeze a bit and start pulling on the taru hand. You find out it wasn't a taru hand but actually a plug keeping you from warping back to vanadiel. "Too late," you thought. You start falling and tumbling back towards vanadiel...

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...for them to prepare you a juicy plate of steamed mandragora. As they begin to boil themselves alive, you see the bushes shaking from the corner of your vision. Out comes the most beautiful thing you've ever seen. It's Grumbo, in a wedding gown. "Marry me," he says, in a deep but unisex tone.

(1 month later, at the wedding in the sandoria chapel)

"Do you have any vows you wish to make?" the priest asks

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"I promise to be a loving galka. I promise not to hurt you when you shave my back too slowly. I promise to pretend to be whichever gender the situation calls for..." You look into Grumbo's eyes and realize you're looking at your only true love. Yes, Grumbo has a moustache, but that doesn't matter. He's not a male, he's just a big fat loveable, foul smelling, galka. "omg," you think to yourself. "That was a true love story..."

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As the priest begins to pronouce the marraige, the server goes down. Three hours later you log on to find Grumbo has.....

...to serve Aleks the almighty...

...and he ran off with the priest who turned out to be Maat. So much for true love you thought. You walk away sulking. Then you hear cries for help coming from the chapel basement. When you open the door you find...

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...Aleks looking for his life that he lost from playing FFXI...

...and about 20 tarus tied up next to a big pot. You think....

..."Oh that's just aleks," you realize. You shut the door back up and lock it.

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On your way through lower jeuno, you notice a moogle holding up the auction house at gun point, you....

...But then Aleks realizes he played Morrowind III and was born under the sign of the tower and could unlock doors magicly. So he does and pops out in rage and is about to blow the world up when...

world BLEW UP and end all life. The end

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but out from the rubble of armageddon comes aleks, jk

funny story lmao

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Oh, yes i'm like a cockroach... I can survive a nuclear war MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAHAH
..... But yes good times.

LMAO there nothing but space to be alive

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If you are wondering what happened watch this movie...

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=atomicbomb.wmv

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BOOM! I TURNED AROUND, AND SOMETHING HAD EXPLODED! Just when I thought this thread was completely dead, a totally unexpected explosion shot a mushroom cloud up above jueno. I quickly ran to the where I thought the explosion had been. I gasped. "NO! Is that...

DUDE this is OFN

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