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Mages thinking they HAVE TO melee becuz they ran out of MP..
Me: YO! DONT MELeE just rest... and getyour mp back. your attacks are too weak.
whm: But i dont have any more mp so i can't heal.
me: that's why you rest and get as much as you can so you can cast cure again if one of their life gets too low. You dont melee!
whm: But they need my help!
me: ... ok then you die not my fault..
whm: How am i gonna die
me: whm + 0mp = Uselesss...
whm: no they're not..
..................... Someone shoot me..
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story #2
lv 12
nin/war & War/thf
War: I'l tank...
Me: Let's just let Nin tank, you can back up voke when nin needs to cast utsusemi..
**it would be easier since we have no whm... we have only smn/whm and me (blm/whm)**
WAR: Nin can't tank for shit..
nin: .... Ok you can die first..
then Argued for like 10 mins then let the war have his way
*battle*
War Dies
War: you guys suck you can't play..
me: well... WE have no WHM you should've let NIN tank. WE told you.
War: noobs
Nin: Excuse me? You're the WAR with no sub here... i'm a nin. ADVANCE JOB. and you're rank 1. i'm rank 6.. You tell me who's a noob..
me: I have SMN and nin. rank 4.
war: then why did i die noob?
me: I dont know... you tell me...
DUH..
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Yay we're in Qufim........ No0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0obtastic!
Dont tell me how to play my job..
you rank 2....
most of my frustration is all at dunes..
as far i believe everytime i have to return to Dunes..
this is me in IRL
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noobs running around bringing a train and yelling help without /help...
ME: type in /help
noob: help help help help help
me: Type in /help
ME: type in /help
noob: help help help help help
me: Type in /help
ME: type in /help
noob: help help help help help
me: Type in /help
noob: Help help !! someone save me! i'm gonna die..
me: YOU FUCKING MORON TYPE IN /HELP!
noob: what does that do?
.........
ok i got more later..