Some of you remember me some of you haven't.

I've been on alexander and off the game for quite a while. I'm making my return home.

I've talked to a few people via Ledzeppelin. I hope to see many of the people I left.

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Are you the same as "orka"?

woot Orca is coming back!

You that guy that has giant hair in the FFXI database site?

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I'm Orca. The old orca. And yes but my hair is shorter now.

back in the 80s i had big hair. However i didn't know it was a fad. It was because my mother was too poor to afford 10 dollars to cut my hair. Hence the fact that sometimes when i'd walk down the block pigeons would sometimes attempt to make their nests on my head. And to somewhat make myself look neat i had to use alot of hair gel. WHich costed me $5. I used to use about half the bottle alone. Which clearly doesn't make sense at all. Because if my stupid bitch of a mother did the math she would have noticed she could have used the gel money to fucking groom me every once in a while and maybe i would have looked good for the ladies at 8 years old. Anyway enough of that. Welcome back orca.



P.s
There would be times i wouldn't get a hair cut for 8 months. I'd be lucky if i got a hair cut twice in a year.


PP.s Don't let me get started with toothbrushes..

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Job 10: 20
The mikey's have a plan. Djay isn't all powerful.

haha mikey ur retarded man lol

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Actually, speaking of toothbrushes. My ugly older sister who happened to have braises. The one with the cronic masterbation issues was sitting in the living room once, is was summer time. We had the windows open. And then it happened. I don't know if this squirrel was hanging out with my undead crackhead zombie cousin or what but the mofo jumped my sister. I ran by the room of course being extra careful the bush on my head wouldn't get snagged by something and witnessed a squirrel attacking my sister. I sat there and laughed.

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Job 10: 20
The mikey's have a plan. Djay isn't all powerful.

Haha great story mikey.

mikey... wtf did that have to do with toothbrushes.

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way to go off topic, i think mikey needs to get banned rofl

OMFG YEY!!! ORCA IS BACK! WHERE THE FUCK IS MY 50K U OWE ME?!

hmm frankly i really didn't talk much about toothbrushes eh? Well i remember once on christmas my ultra super sayin 3 cheapo aunt, brought me and the family a couple of gifts. I don't think this woman's spent more than 20 dollars on me my entire life. She bought me a 6 pack of multi color brushes that would cut my gums everytime i brushed. Plus the bricles would tear apart in my mouth, and my sister, she bought her ( the little sister) one of them 99 cent barbie dolls. The ones that if you actually had the balls plus stupid enough to brush their hair they'd go bald like they just underwent chemo therapy.

Moral of this story back when orca had his hair like that, it reminded me of my sister back when she was teenager. Just a few mins before she got attacked by the squirrel in control of course from my undead zombie crackhead cousin papo that lived in a van for 3 months.

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Job 10: 20
The mikey's have a plan. Djay isn't all powerful.

mikey, your stories make me laugh.

Lets get married =D

haha wtf mikey

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yea mikey god way to go off topic..



... i like pie...

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Aldy™
Kicker of Ass™

im sure orca doesnt care if we spam his thread, plus we can all just blame it on mikey, so if anyone gets banned hes going down wifem ^^ <3

you know whats really fucking said.. The fact everything i said was the truth, minus the zombie thing.

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Job 10: 20
The mikey's have a plan. Djay isn't all powerful.

Uh I don't remember a 50k but sure with intrest I owe you like 100k now huh?

If I come back I may be a rdm or drk but i can't decide.