Rofl, I meet aleks in jeuno tonight and he immediately decides he doesn't like his mule's name "Happymeal" so we decide first for me to tell the GM that Happymeal is offensive to me because me sister ODed on McDonalds. However we finally conclude the best option would be to say that a happymeal is an exotic sex position (doin the happymeal).
So the stage is set. And I get a GM call....
(I wrote it out below, it might be hard to see, i don't know how to turn off the flash, i just wanted to show proof)
Thalina>> Hello Ponuh, I am Senior GM Thalina. Thank you for contacting us.
How many I assist you?
Me>>Hello
Me>>The name “Happymeal” is rather offensive isn’t it?
Thalina>>Can you explain how it is offensive in nature?
Me>>I believe it’s being used to refer to an inappropriate slang term rather
than the Food item
Me>>The slang I won’t go into only that it’s sexual in nature
Thalina>> Please do fully explain.
Me>>It’s a derogatory term for a sexual position
Thalina>>What sexual position, please.
Me>> I’d really rather not describe it. I don’t feel very comfortable,
although you can ask happy meal about it
Thalina>>I am sorry I am making you uncomfortable discussing this name that
you find overly vulgar.
Thalina>>May I ask you a question?
Me>> yes
Thalina>>Can you explain why you were plotting this GM call with another
player? Saying that your sister
Thalina>>OD’ed on McDonalds food and had a heart attack?
Thalina>>Or…
Me>>Eeks…
Thalina>>Telling your friend “I’m goin say that it’s an exotic sexual
position” ?
Me>>It seems I’ve been caught.
Me>>Very well. He wants to get his named changed, that is all.
Thalina>>I would highly advise not abusing the Help Desk tool any further,
as this can be considered a
Me>>I apologize deeply for wasting your time
Thalina>>violation and we can take action against your account
Me>>I’m sorry
Thalina>>In the future, I would think twice about placing fake Help Desk
Calls.
…
later on..
Happymeal>>if you are reading this SMITE ME OH HOLY SMITER!
Thalina>>Goodnight, and tell your friend that I do not smite people down. We
do not have those powers.
Moral of the story...
Goddamnit aleks.
