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 Post subject: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MEET ALEKS IN JUENO
PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 11:43 pm 
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Rofl, I meet aleks in jeuno tonight and he immediately decides he doesn't like his mule's name "Happymeal" so we decide first for me to tell the GM that Happymeal is offensive to me because me sister ODed on McDonalds. However we finally conclude the best option would be to say that a happymeal is an exotic sex position (doin the happymeal).

So the stage is set. And I get a GM call....
(I wrote it out below, it might be hard to see, i don't know how to turn off the flash, i just wanted to show proof)

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Thalina>> Hello Ponuh, I am Senior GM Thalina. Thank you for contacting us.
How many I assist you?
Me>>Hello
Me>>The name “Happymeal” is rather offensive isn’t it?
Thalina>>Can you explain how it is offensive in nature?
Me>>I believe it’s being used to refer to an inappropriate slang term rather
than the Food item
Me>>The slang I won’t go into only that it’s sexual in nature
Thalina>> Please do fully explain.
Me>>It’s a derogatory term for a sexual position
Thalina>>What sexual position, please.
Me>> I’d really rather not describe it. I don’t feel very comfortable,
although you can ask happy meal about it
Thalina>>I am sorry I am making you uncomfortable discussing this name that
you find overly vulgar.
Thalina>>May I ask you a question?
Me>> yes
Thalina>>Can you explain why you were plotting this GM call with another
player? Saying that your sister
Thalina>>OD’ed on McDonalds food and had a heart attack?
Thalina>>Or…
Me>>Eeks…
Thalina>>Telling your friend “I’m goin say that it’s an exotic sexual
position” ?
Me>>It seems I’ve been caught.
Me>>Very well. He wants to get his named changed, that is all.
Thalina>>I would highly advise not abusing the Help Desk tool any further,
as this can be considered a
Me>>I apologize deeply for wasting your time
Thalina>>violation and we can take action against your account
Me>>I’m sorry
Thalina>>In the future, I would think twice about placing fake Help Desk
Calls.

later on..

Happymeal>>if you are reading this SMITE ME OH HOLY SMITER!
Thalina>>Goodnight, and tell your friend that I do not smite people down. We
do not have those powers.


Moral of the story...

Goddamnit aleks. :lol:


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 11:48 pm 
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Hahahahaha, dumbass.

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LOLOL she responded to the smiteing thing? LOL


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That's freaking hillarious. :lol: :lol: :lol:


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lol to that.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 12:46 am 
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id show you what me and arim did to my friends character, but i didnt save the convo, but we made my friends character sexually harras arims mule... it was as funny as fuck


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 12:58 am 
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That's freakin hilarious but I wonder what really is a "Happymeal"?


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 1:01 am 
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Uh my mule?


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its a kids meal you get at McDonalds, usually it comes with a kickass toy from china


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GMs can see your text log 1hr from the time you place a call... so the moral of the story is don't /say /tell /p etc anything when you do it... ^-^

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thats fucking great. you should have taken a pic of them commenting on the Bruce Almighty moment. LOL

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Haha, I wonder what would have happened if he couldnt have read this part

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Haha, that's really funny :lol:


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 11:09 am 
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Aleks wrote:
Uh my mule?


I didn't know a mule was involved in sex... I would find that offensive.


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 11:12 am 
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If you want to change the name, I hear all you have to do is delete the character, get a friend to make a new mule with that old name. And then call SE to restore your old character, and you'll be made to change the name when you log in or something.


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Haha, owned.

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if only i could change my name... i hate the name ike... even Aporuru sounds better than ike


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AHHAHAHAH that is some funny stuff :shock: and you did not get a reg GM eather it makes it so much more funny :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Youre a Crappy HNM like Roc or something
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lol talk about boredome, haha thats fucking great though

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ike wrote:
if only i could change my name... i hate the name ike... even Aporuru sounds better than ike


/no Ike pwnz

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 4:58 pm 
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Mythiras wrote:
ike wrote:
if only i could change my name... i hate the name ike... even Aporuru sounds better than ike


/no Ike pwnz


i jes have somthing against 1 sylable names... they jes bug me (nothing against you yarr)


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LMAO, that's great that the GM called you guys out on that...

you're lucky you and Aleks/Happymeal didn't get thrown in GM jail :p

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WOOOOHOOOOO man that was so funnny and you would a been thrown in jail for making fake calls which I dont do that or know better not screw around with those GM ppl. :lol:

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Is [GM] Thalina special or something? lol


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